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Alex@devolvedpunk39m

Something is telling me this is not a good idea

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 9

Oomf just got the iPhone duo…

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 8

Are you rage baiting

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 8

Replying to @doobaym @imperfectfordre

It’s been 6

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 8

Replying to @odyssseyy

I be in the club with my backpack

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 8

Replying to @Sergio76053006

Going to the movies alone is so much better than being with other people lowkey

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 8

Embarrassingly h-word right now

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 8

Accidentally losing weight because I keep forgeting to eat

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 8

Replying to @jordnsworld

I can’t get mine above 100…

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 8

Trying not to watch porn anymore so whenever I think about watching it I open magic sort

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 8

Replying to @urfavetortilla

@urfavetortilla

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 6

Replying to @bboyblunt

Hiii

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 6

Can’t tell if I’m manic or if my meds are like actually working

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 6

I was really hoping the other guy’s name was Laurel

The dude on the right has been waiting for this 😀😀

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 4

Global warming is bad but this 70 degree weather feels so good. I kinda need it to be like this all winter………….

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 4

They tried to silence me.

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 4

Imagine living to be 97 and then dying at your own birthday party

Danielle@DLVermeerNov 4

never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 4

Replying to @melvsolar

I’m crying

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 4

Until you fly into a wall and kill yourself

oli@highkeyoliNov 3

finding a cave that you can turn into an elytra map is probably the best accidental feature of any game ever

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Alex@devolvedpunkNov 4

The first girl I’m crying

@HQNewsNowNov 3

Fox News asks young voters their opinions on Trump

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