False pockets on a dress are an offense by the patriarchy. I am the victim of a crime

Im spending next week at a retreat in the desert so I did my nails last weekend to go with the theme & coincidentally these 🔥 shoes arrived in the mail last night which also match

for my former self*, let’s push all the junk to production that we’ve been sitting on the last week and see if we can cause some mayhem *my former punk rock teen self would call me a sell out, key my car and steal my shoes

Redid my nails so I had to buy some new shoes to match.

Let’s go wwdc friends! Today is gonna be awesome! Also these nails took me almost five hours to do so please tell me they’re cute.

_texting my boss this morning_ Me: what are you wearing today? I wanna make sure we don’t wear the same thing Him: ??? Me: don’t say I didn’t warn you _shows up to work dressed like cotton candy_

Im going to the Bahamas this week so I spent 4+ and 10+ coats of polish to create these beachy nails then matched my outfit today for an empty office & no one to notice.

Wearing this blood moon 🩸🌕 dress in honor of the blood moon I couldn’t see bc of clouds but @rrdionne was nice enough to send me this pic he captured

Shhhh they’re telling secrets

Meow