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FSU Alum 🍢| Lover of bacon, wine, ponies, & the Oxford comma

Jacksonville, Fl
Joined December 2008
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Devon Stiles King retweeted
Good morning. It's Derby Day.
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Devon Stiles King retweeted
I’m heartbroken to see the tragedy unfolding at FSU today. As an alum who also had a child at Florida State, my heart goes out to the families and students terrorized by this senseless act of violence. I’m continuing to monitor the news out of Tallahassee and my prayers are with everyone there.
Continue to shelter in place. Law enforcement is actively clearing rooms on the main campus. Continue to shelter in place until law enforcement contacts you. Persons in need of immediate emergency assistance should call 9-1-1 or FSUPD at 850-644-1234. Visit alerts.fsu.edu for official updates. All Florida State University classes and business operations on the main campus in Tallahassee are canceled through Friday, April 18. Essential employees should check with their supervisors for further reporting instructions. All FSU athletics events in Tallahassee are canceled through Sunday. Students who need assistance can go to the Donald L. Tucker Center where the university is providing counseling, health care, and other support services. Family members are also able to go to the Tucker Center for assistance. Students, faculty and staff are asked to call their loved ones as soon as possible to update them on their status.  The Student Union and the surrounding area is still considered an active crime scene. Individuals should avoid the area. Students should not return to the Student Union to retrieve personal property at this time. Students may return to their residence halls but they should otherwise stay indoors on the main campus to allow first responders and university staff to do their jobs and respond to those needing assistance. Students may depart campus for the weekend. All classes have been canceled through Friday. Visit alerts.fsu.edu for official updates.
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Gutting. From @TDOnline.
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45% from Latinos while running on a massive mass deportation campaign. I just don't get it man.
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Devon Stiles King retweeted
founding fathers creating the electoral college were like
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Replying to @MariahCarey
Mariah on November 1st:
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Here is the difference between political Twitter and college football twitter Political Twitter has a memory of about 24 hours and is perfectly fine with their politicians promising shit and never delivering College football Twitter will never, ever let a random FSU fan who promised to eat dog poop out of a red solo cup off the hook and will blame him for cursing the FSU program until he makes good on his promise
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Devon Stiles King retweeted
Hope Maya Rudolph has cleared her schedule
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Biden-Harris campaign formally amends Federal Election Commission filings and declares Kamala Harris as candidate for president. cnn.it/3Wan1m5
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Devon Stiles King retweeted
Trump cannot take credit for insulin. It went from approximately $400 a vial under Trump to approximately $40 a vial under Biden. That $400 price killed people.
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Devon Stiles King retweeted
after socializing for more than one day of the weekend
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I thought Travis Kelce was supposed to be distracted
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Taylor Swift’s cat Olivia Benson has a higher net worth than Travis Kelce trib.al/WuR46B2
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Devon Stiles King retweeted
The most relatable thing about Billy Joel is the fact that cola wars are what pushed him to the point of not being able to take it anymore
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I’m just fully done with @ReceDavis and @espn this season. Every time I listen to them, it infuriates me to no end and I honestly cannot believe how they say these things back to back and have no regard for how they contradict completely each other 🤬🤡
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Devon Stiles King retweeted
The only narcissist I have room for in my life is my cat
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Devon Stiles King retweeted
Let's raise a glass to the Captain on his birthday and remember, "If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane." Oh, and Merry Christmas, too! @Margaritaville @Margarillas @radiomville #JimmyBuffett @jimmybuffett
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Devon Stiles King retweeted
Rece and Kirk reacting to the CFP rankings
This is pretty great. @KirkHerbstreit, about to call Florida-Florida St., reacts to Alabama’s insane win over Auburn by beating up Chris Fowler in the booth.
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Devon Stiles King retweeted
yeah if it wasn’t already clear, the committee drove home the message today: the ACC isn’t respected enough to get the benefit of the doubt.
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Devon Stiles King retweeted
Checking my DMs from overnight and the The Moms for Liberty get super duper mad when you call them "The Menàge à Twàts"
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