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My life is fucked LOL
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Tried the apple redbull and have never been more disappointed
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my old ass iPad I’ve had since I was like 14 with a battery that’s been swelling for 2 years hasn’t worked for the last two winters finally gave up on me and I don’t have the money to replace the old fella 💔
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The greatest arc of my life is the brief window everyone accepted jean paul as CB during the casino heist era and so i got constantly fed jp art
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Iced vanilla berry Red Bull 🤤
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x reacts to jack having said "gg my ass" 💔
just caught up... what tf do you mean jack shot at MARTY 💔
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reposting this because i can’t see it in my profile for some reason #DiscoElysium
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Every time JP and Lang are arguing about X stealing money to gamble or “Lang Scott”, just remember:
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oh ok
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Brick Bois Update: They currently have the entirety of floor -1 of Frigite Storage lined up with propane bombs and 2 cops hostage in a holdout
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Casino closes, Mr C dies, and all the sudden life is all sunshine and rainbows
Here’s 2 mins of the bb bank hostage singing his ass off, Lang trying to open the door while he’s in tears laughing his ass off, Tony losing his fucking mind, Marty just vibin and JP giving song suggestions. I can’t stand this crew lmaoo
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Here’s 2 mins of the bb bank hostage singing his ass off, Lang trying to open the door while he’s in tears laughing his ass off, Tony losing his fucking mind, Marty just vibin and JP giving song suggestions. I can’t stand this crew lmaoo
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#xmarty 🌥️🌅
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Hilarious that they got saved by cops having movement based vision and JP, for the first time in his 5.0 career, locking in and consecutively one tapping 3 cops in a row LMAO
Lang, JP, Marty, and Tony send 4 cops to heaven, including the commissioner, in front of MRPD, and then proceed to forget who has the keys and sit in front of the police station 2x longer than needed 😭
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We don’t talk about how he did in the next shootout tho
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I think I just have to be an absolute Karen annoying fuck at every haircut appointment because I cannot be getting fucked up like this every time
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Xmarty on a romantic date (with Ron Otterman as pilot) in the hot air balloon
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buddha's courtroom sketches 🔥
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This fucker is trying to dress up as a plumber to break into Mr C’s icu room to steal his casino keys
Buddha and Burn working together to single handedly save Jean Paul’s story
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Mr C’s going to icu after being shot in the head by Harry meanwhile JP and Marty are sitting in the back of a box truck with Dr Beef threatening to shoot him if he doesn’t help kidnap Mr C’s lawyers (who don’t matter btw) 😭
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