Yep I kinda wanna call my mum today. Haven’t had that moment until now but I guess 11 months after is the sweet spot. So crazy to think she was coming home, happy from a cruise this time last year, no signs at all that anything was wrong

Spending more time in Salisbury once more makes me realise how much more suited I am to big cities - why do you lot dilly dally so much

I found a red pvc bodysuit that fits and I still have no fuckin Halloween plans don’t piss me off

What line tho

How people live their lives so fuckin obliviously is fascinating to me. Just walking around genuinely incapable of new perspective or retrospect, or consideration outside their own blinkers it’s maddd

I’m soooo tired I cannot carry anyone I cannot chip away at my sanity to educate everyone elseee pls

I do care about feminism I promise but also I’d like to wear a nice dress n make an all trimmings deli sandwich for him yknow 🫠💀

People clutching their pearls as though football has been the picture of innocence up until now 🤦🏻‍♀️there’s real evil in the world for you to pay attention to and you should know by now that there’s no ethical billionaires. Wake up, this is what football is: corrupt, greedy, a game

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Not sure how to read this 😂

The ‘beautiful game’ was commodified years ago. City’s ‘smug’ attitude is the reality check others lack. You’re outraged while City laugh at the absurdity. The ‘sham’ of it all existed before MCFC. And we’ve all supported it for years. But well done to those only just noticing 👏🏻

Grown men with pink faces bitching and moaning over city players and fans smiling in reaction to a football score but call people who care about human rights snowflakes

City is just an embodiment of Oasis at this point like yeh we were dicks but you lot all know there’s no show better so wind ya neck in and let us entertain u 🩵🐝

Beauty

easy to say in that ugly kit LOSERS

MANCHESTER IS BLUE

CHERKIIIIII

One of the young people in my photography workshop yesterday told me I look like a Turkish Delight chocolate wrapper 🟥🟣