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In the name of all things holy, why did we never release this promo? Honest question for @guster #whoopsithinkijustreleasedit
Little bit of Lawry’s salt and...
At least 240,000 chickens were killed Thursday when a fire swept through two densely packed barns in Florida owned by one of the largest distributors of shell eggs in the U.S., the authorities said.
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It’s just locker room talk.
Biden Campaign Manager called us “F***ers” !!!
She can try to walk back, but this says volumes about her boss who calls for “unity” while shouting that we are “assaulting democracy:”
They think we are deplorable, irredeemable “F***ers”. SICK‼️ politico.com/news/2020/12/17…
.@sethmeyers the whole @mikescollins wore a tank top odyssey has been one of my favorite bits of late night tv show jackassery in a long, long time.
You know how they say we’re addicted to our phones because we’re chasing a dopamine high that will never come? Yeah, well, not today. This is some 100% pure Cupertinan shit.
“So as to correct a slovenly monk’s miscalculation of our solar orbit, the Gregorian map of days shall contain a 29th day of February each fourth year henceforth. Furthermore, it shall give those dudes who run the big ballot touchscreens an extra day of rest each election year.”
The benchmark birthdays (30 or 40, for example) seem to hit you in waves. Like, I turned 40 a few months ago but it wasn’t until tonight that I said the words “a CupFone might be a be a smart purchase” out loud.
CORRECTION: Earlier today I incorrectly posted a photo of @TheNational in regards to the Michigan militia. I sincerely apologize and have corrected the error below.
Militia began kidnapping plot shortly after Trump praised armed anti-Whitmer protesters as ‘very good people’ dlvr.it/RjCxs3
