All I wanna be is the very best machine I can be

Joined July 2007
Based on the commercials, I'm guessing advertisers have determined GenX is the target demo for the Super Bowl? – at Missouri, USA
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These are my dogs. They think being cute makes me forget that they dragged mud through the house yesterday. – at Missouri, USA
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*White Lotus theme intensifies... *
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Chess is a better ABBA musical than Mamma Mia – at Missouri, USA
My wife has submitted paperwork twice to have her name updated in @AmericanAir's system (in addition to spending more than an hour on the phone with various people). Her name still isn't updated. Over the same time period, her passport and TSA Pre records were updated. – at Missouri, USA
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A coworker of mine ran the Chicago Marathon this past weekend. He averaged around a 9 minute mile. This morning I got out of bed, stretched, and pulled something in my shoulder. WeAreNotTheSame.jpg
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Midge's life is pretty rough, guys. – at Missouri, USA
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The scene in Goodfellas where Paulie is introducing Karen to everyone, but they're all named Viserys or Rhanerys. #HouseOfTheDragon – at Missouri, USA
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Having now actually done a community theatre production, Waiting for Guffman hits different – at Missouri, USA
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TFW you want to sleep in the humans' bed – at Missouri, USA
🎶Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd🎶 – at St Louis, MO
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I'm currently involved in a production of Into the Woods, so seeing a different Sondheim show technically counts as practicing – at St Louis, MO
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A propos of nothing, Miss Saigon is quite possibly the most offensive musical ever written and should never be performed again – at Missouri, USA
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It's happening! – at Manhattan, NY
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🎶Way down Hadestown 🎶
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Um, holy fucking shit this show is amazing – at Manhattan, NY
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