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I like Francesco Totti more than I should. Adore Sunderland AFC. Love Granit Xhaka and scampi.

London, England
Joined December 2010
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To be absolutely clear, it’s the best header in the history of world football. He’s jumped over the ball and headed it by his shins. Because he is a fucking god among men. He is Jesus Christ reborn. He is Dan Ballard and he wins headers.
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That decision against Berkhamsted is so laughably bad. The ‘keeper punches the ball and gets penalised for it. It’s horrific. #FAcup
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I adore Ahoka
❤️ The dressing room reaction 🥹 The Ahoka speech Your Player of the Match, Jules Ahoka 🇨🇩
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HAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN
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One other really important note from today: the players played for Reggie. That was finally the sort of performance we needed. Still sloppy in the final third but if you go after a team (ie not be as passive as we’ve been recently) you’ll get the breaks much more. CHUFFED #SAFC
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This was definitely, 100%, premeditated because Hume put him in row Z last season when we played Villa at home. He’s a coward.
Not a red card for this 😂😂😂😂 #SAFC
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MASSIVE WIN! And performance levels back to last season. Not rocket science why - - Ahoka played almost 90 minutes. Should start every game. He’s class. - Talbi finally started. He’s our most effective winger. - We were aggressive again. Snapped into everything. HA’WAYYYY #SAFC
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The Chelsea game is now do or die. We can’t wait to be 2 or 3 goals behind before we look like a competent team again. If (when) we lose that game, it’ll sadly be the end for Le Bris. Who has been so important in our rise and that should never be forgotten either. #SAFC
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Same sloppy defending and stale going forward that we’ve seen all season. The only two positives are watching our wingers go at their men, and Ahoka. #SAFC
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Xhaka and Alderete shouldn’t be starting so they actually get a decent rest. If Ahoka has another good game tonight then for the love of God let him start on Sunday #SAFC
RLB's #UEL XI to take on Dinamo Zagreb! 👊
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We probably should have signed Soule when we had the chance then huh #SAFC
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Not down yet. But we are in big trouble. Such a shame that Ta Bi and Ahoka who have proven themselves in recent weeks to be better than those starting ahead of them… got 0 minutes today. We look worryingly bad. #SAFC
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I’ve seen more of Timur Tutierov than I have of my own mam in the last few weeks
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Great performance by our ressies against a strong Brentford team. Ta Bi the pick of the bunch and arguably should start this weekend against Cov based on that performance alone. Ahoka mint again, Fofana off the mark, and many more positives too. Into the quarters... ❤️🤍 #SAFC
Through to the quarter-finals! ✅👊 #CarabaoCup
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Horrible to say it as he’s just a kid but Ellborg isn’t going to work out is he? Our defenders look jittery around him and he’s dropped too many howlers in his limited minutes. January should be a chance to offload him and bring in a proper number two. #SAFC
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I still really like Regis. God I hope we win on Sunday.
LE BRIS: “AHOKA'S POTENTIAL IS HUGE!” 🌟 Lech Poznan 1-1 Sunderland 🏆 Europa League (VERTICAL)
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I’ve said the same thing for the past few weeks and it hasn’t happened but i would start Le Fee wide on the weekend and play Ahoka centrally, from the off. I love Ahoka. #SAFC
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Really not a bad point, that. Plenty of encouragement but still don’t think we know how to attack without Brobbey. #SAFC
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Right, to stay a little bit positive after that shite, the opening games of the season have shown this is our best XI, in my opinion: Roefs Methalie Ballard* Mukiele Meunier* Xhaka Sadiki Ahoka Le Fee N Angulo Brobbey* *all injured but should be back in next fortnight. #SAFC
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Actually, maybe Diarra for Angulo here.
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