America's Wingman, Writer, American zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show. 💸

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Joined April 2009
I’m not sick anymore. Bonus episode Thursday! Give me inventions and stuff to talk about.
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A Grown Man Navigating the H3H3 Drama
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Where is the USS Roosevelt? And why isn’t it up Brazil’s ass?
🚨URGENTE: Acabo de pedir a apreensão do passaporte de Flávio Bolsonaro. O próximo passo desse bandido é tentar fugir do Brasil para não enfrentar os vários inquéritos em seu nome. Precisa ser preso logo. Não podemos permitir que ele se junte ao irmão nos EUA para tramar contra a soberania nacional!
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Amy Acton: moisturized, flourishing, leading the polls. Vivek stans:
Amy Acton doesn’t get to hide behind being raped as a child to dodge answers about her plans for Ohio. I was molested as a child, that doesn’t excuse me from things that I do today. Give me a break. Who the fuck does she think she is? If that’s your closing campaign message, you have nothing else.
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Who gives a shit. Hila sucks. Backrooms looking bitch. Their kids probably suck too. My man Ethan is out there living his best life and all these haters just want to steal his joy. Go fuck your own wife if you’re so worried about wives getting fucked.
This is the photo Ethan posted of Hila hours after she gave birth to his kid. She was still in the hospital bed, smiling, holding their newborn, and he put it on the timeline like a proud husband. Seven years later he spent six months cheating on the same woman, lying to her face, gaslighting her from “just a kiss” to a full affair, and doing it while she still showed up to the show they built together. She gave him three children, carried the brand, and stood by that ugly mug for two decades. He still looked at this and decided it wasn’t enough. Hila didn’t just lose a husband. She got betrayed by the man who posted this and then spent half a year destroying the family in it.
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At a hotel you can fuck a girl on her period and they’ll thank you for it
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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Jack and his new "realistic AI".
We made the first AI model you can have a realistic conversation with that was trained entirely on speech! Dessa is a full-duplex speech-to-speech model that you can run on consumer GPUs. This is a GPT3 moment for speech.
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IDF Hasbara being told Ethan Klein cheated on his Mossad handler.
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Thank you for the Yaira trailer! Best of luck moving forward.
Replying to @Amaze2174
The Rippaverse chose not to renew our contracts, so there won’t be anymore books written by us. Writing for the fans, getting to connect with y’all, hearing your feedback has been such a beautiful experience for us! Truly thank you for reading our stories. Massive love & respect.
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"Everyone needs to stop whining about the child rapist we hired to attack Amy Acton, and get back to whining about Nick Fuentes making fun of my wife!"
#OhioGovernor CNN: JD Vance tells Republicans to “stop whining” over Vivek Ramaswamy’s ad “Politics is a tough business, and my message to my fellow elected Republicans is: if you actually believe in the things you say you believe in, stop whining about an advertisement and go win the race in 13 days.”
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"Where do you think more kids get raped, at home watching Friends or at a spelling bee?"
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You need to make a donation to an organization that helps victims of child abuse. You still deserve to burn in Hell for continuing the abuse against a victim of child molestation, but the donation would at least help new victims.
My apologies. I posted the video of Amy Acton’s mother without understanding the details behind their relationship and the very serious accusations that caused their issues. After researching it, and the disturbing allegations, I have deleted the video post.
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The Vivek ad has tricked thousands of MAGA influencers into the full-throated support of a pedophile. There's no coming back from this. It's over.
I want to be accurate and fair. I didn’t realize that Amy Acton had made sexual abuse allegations against her stepfather & been removed from her mom’s custody at 12yo. I was responding to Amy’s mom making an ad saying her daughter was lying about their housing situation. I have no idea if Amy’s abuse allegations are true, but if they are, then her mother is the monster. Amy’s politics are horrible. Vivek should win (and he seems like a great son). That being said, I regret framing the post as if Amy was lying about her mother when I can’t be sure about that. I amend the post to say that Amy is wrong about govt and moral issues, but I can’t speak to her personal relationships.
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You’re saying 12 year old girls “love” accusing their step dads of rape? Nick Fuentes could try for 100 years to say something as offensive as this and he wouldn’t come close.
Amy Acton’s stepfather never stood trial and never faced a conviction after Amy Acton accused him of rape. @amyactonoh He was accused. He was never convicted. We have seen over and over again how anyone can accuse someone of rape. They did it to Brett Kavanaugh. They did it to President Trump. Liberal women love accusing men of rape. I think we have all learned this by now. Amy Acton’s mother is warning America about how destructive her daughter is. Ohio voters should listen. Amy Acton locked Ohio down with lies about the China Virus. She didn’t think twice about ruining millions of Ohio residents’ lives and businesses when she locked Ohio down as Ohio’s Health Director. Do you really think she has a leg to stand on when it comes to her credibility? Amy Acton is a drunk and a liar.
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Court records show Amy Acton's stepfather was arrested, charged with raping her as a 12-year-old, and indicted by grand jury in 1978 but fled the state before trial, becoming a fugitive with warrants issued. Contemporary news reports and documents confirm the charges. nationalreview.com/news/amy-acton… huffpost.com/entry/amy-acto…
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You Can See Everything, while completely unremarkable in every way (it’s reality television), did supply me with an opportunity to lean over to my friend and whisper “this is why I left California” when, two hours into the drably staged, monotone Kabuki of fake autism (actually substance abuse and narcissism, but the most boring varieties of both), the monotone, fake-autistic Nathan Fielder marvels at the monotone, fake-autistic Elizabeth Holmes’ feigned inability to understand a simple joke, something I personally had to endure hundreds of times when dealing with this (exceedingly common) strain of Cali-poisoned “savant” whose entire pathology is that they’re just not very bright. A nice little blip of insight wrested from three hours of ketamine-assisted woolgathering I wish I never got involved with in the first place.
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If Amy Acton couldn't stop her stepdad from raping her, how will she stop Big Corporations from raping your Medicaid? Brought to you by Brahmins 4 Vivek Ramaswamy
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