Douglas Wetzel

Relationship advice from grandpa rip: does he beat you? no does he cheat on you? no is he on drugs or a drunk? no so whats the problem?

Great last game with the #DawgNation now to get drafted by Dallas

Thought after school nobody would take my gum, the rents sure proved me wrong there

Im gonna be that old person in a retirement home who throws fireworks at everyone else #fireinthehole

Theory as to why im always tired: body finally realized i can rest and is now catching up on 4 years of no sleep

I don't know what but something about -23 degree windchill makes me want to try hot yoga

I can check skydiving off the list of things i didnt want to do 😱✈️✅

@ErinSimon19 just look at your fantasy team all #Rangers #BoldMove

I think the reason snapchat struggles to recognize my face is because my nose is too crooked #dougproblems

Trip update: left the land of really tall rocks & high people travelled through endless fields of corn & ended in the land of #beerncheese

Trip update: we are driving through the night and my dad to save gas and money has turned off the AC...SOS

Trip update: it is illegal to give a thumbs up in Nebraska. Oh wait thats no hitchhikers. Good ol dad

Trip update: its now dark but we are still surrounded by #corn im expecting jeepers creepers to jump out and attack

Trip update: a kid at the gas station said when he grows up he wants to be a professional truck driver. You go kid

Trip update: got turned away from a mcdonalds...didnt think i smelt that bad

Trip update: all i see is corn but all i smell is cows

I love watching this crane operator text talk and drink all while he is lifting heavy loads onto our roof #Boss

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Just passed a pot shop and looked like they were giving away free samples. Isnt a mile high high enough? #onlycolorado