Tom- (Beta-Max)

@NASAAstrobio , hey pooperdoodles, you know those weird ass Martian mountain squid that kinda grow into each other but instead of doing anything to figure them out you just go to that beach house in Venice? Well.. they are here too- and Ecuador has surfing also

Hey universe, next time buy me dinner before flinging your genetic material on top of me as I drive home from work.

There is a good chance there is a direct relationship between clouds snd DNA- Proto-DNA may have been Plasma clouds. This was from my ride home today.

@NASAJPL hey pooperdoodles, sucks about the layoffs. Now you have even less people to not fulfill their obligations-shame. Anywho, so this guy on mars is exhibiting new growth as you see here-I forget- does that mean he’s alive or a rock?

@NASAJPL , hey polychrom-bipeds. Maybe you can make up some of your lost funding by partnering up with a big name brand moisturizer because 1: first image shows new growth indicating he ain’t dead. 2: he could really use moisturizer.

@NASAJPL not only has there not been any progress but we feel the situation is going backwards. All parties were given enough time and even our patience is limited. Contact this one- we feel it can work- he knows the timeline- all sides will need to present a skilled entertainer

@NASAJPL so I was processing old photos of the moon for uv fluorescence as one normally does on a Wednesday night and I noticed the moon keeps spewing organic matter at us, 1: tell them to at least buy us dinner first 2: it’s weird how I totally don’t remember you saying anything

@NASAJPL awwwww- funny I don’t remember you guys telling us about these lovebirds you found on an. Apollo mission.

@NASAAstrobio , oh for fucks sake! Did anyone even look at the Apollo images? Not sure how you miss a ginormous tentacle club in the background and all the randos in the foreground

Any clue what the structure that shows up in uv images of Venus is? A reflection of the satellite? Posted are adjusted and original

This is the original

This is an adjusted UV image of Venus- Any chance you know that thing near the center? I assume it’s a reflection of the satellite but I’m not 100% . Maybe the other structures just artifacts of the image?

This is a UV image of Venus adjusted-is that a reflection of the satalite near the center?

@NASAAstrobio , this is from a uv image of Venus- hmmmmmm. Also, stop zooming in beyond the resolution of the images, humans- of course you’re not going to see anything

@NASAAstrobio …. This is an adjusted image of mars in uv…..hmmmmmmmm

@NASAAstrobio oh man! Why do the ípsilons get all the cool shit? All we got to show for it are zippo lighters and cell phones. That is some super snazzy hardware.

polychrombipeds. You’d have to know a little bit about their hunting style but this guy was frozen in time stuffing his face. These guys had eating disorders- they need therapy. Right after they get over that being dead for thousands of millennia situation. @NASAAstrobio

It’s not all that hidden. Since it seems Dune will have to be moved from fiction to history with sand worms (squid) and all -“the sleeper has awoken” -ha! I kill me

Ok, humans- look at Tracy’s rock in the foreground and then that hill in the background. Focus the the flatter part - see any similarities? Also, the one in the back was pregnant. @NASAAstrobio , you’re welcome!