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Diane Lash

@dilash
Joined September 2009
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I eat because keeping food in my mouth is the only way to keep the sarcastic comments from coming out.
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Dear naps, sorry I was such a bitch in kindergarden.
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Much like a cloud, when you disappear, my day brightens up!
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I'm in a Thurs-Daze.
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Hey relationshippers, chill with the couples selfie. We get it.
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Goat@MxGoat16 Jan 2014
I dont know why some people even have a twitter.. All they do is retweet shit n never actually write anything
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I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning.
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You know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
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Jerry Rice
@JerryRice16 Dec 2013
Romo and the cowboys will have some explaining to do
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Alcohol, you're on the bench. Coffee, suit up. #Monday
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It's more important that you mammogram your boobs instead of Instagramming them. #BreastCancerAwareness
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Sean Lowe@SeanLowe0927 Oct 2013
Cowboys did what the Cowboys do best.
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I wish I had as much desire to work out as I do to not go to work on a Monday.
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Jed York
@JedYork14 Oct 2013
To say I'm disappointed some fans did the wave this afternoon while @Campbell93 was down is understatement. Hope you get well soon Calais
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Oh hey, October. Where the HELL did you come from??
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Good morning world! To all the 49er Faithfulsl yesterday was tough one but not the end of what will be a great seaso… say.ly/UGw6KAv
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#49ers rookie S @E_Reid1 named Week 1 starter vs. Green Bay. 49rs.me/ojXOS
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Sorry, I can't go out with you tonight because I spent my entire paycheck on your wedding festivities. #bridesmaidproblems
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The wait is over. It's gameday! #BeatTheBroncos
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Replying to @GoGrubby
@GoGrubby nice work boys!!!!!!
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