dillo

milk is the poop of the nipple

just now finding out y'all squirt out a bunch of tiny sperms instead of one big one

a lot more moots ended up with blue checks than I would have thought lol

shots from tonight. fuck u

just saw an ad for Subway that was like "now serving freshly sliced deli meat". we're they not slicing the meat in shop this whole time lmao

trump really is a modern day quixote. all the way down to his war on windmills lol

the mayo clinic has a lot of nerve to put out opinions on heart health

listening to people who are bad at impressions try to do impressions is one of my favorite things

miso soup? YOU so soup 🫵😡

chips and queso is texas charcuterie

npr has a lot of nerve running a show called "all things considered" when they haven't ONCE considered the proper size and shape of a poop knife

y'all think Mr and Mrs Claus fuck raw

i need Tim heidecker to remake this scene that actually happened yesterday lol

reborn steven rt if u agree

wow automatic transmission?! 😱

fed