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Joined February 2012
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New website just dropped design by @humancomedian 🔗 in bio bb
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Our first mistake was not caring when jimmy cracked corn
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Please do not come anywhere near me I’m Irish
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All the bones in our body sound like they were named by a jealous ghost
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I love vintage Instagram when I see a nice still life slideshow
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A small toke of a weed is called a puffling
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I miss my babies so much 😭😭😭
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This was supposed to be a great year but when I was doxxed last year & all my socials and emails were tampered with my whole job offer essentially disappeared according to NBC when I called.,,so I won’t be going to LA but I’m still proud my words were featured on old episodes
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I was confused for so long why no one could find my credentials but that shit is pretty easy to get tampered with I’m pretty fucking bummed to say the least
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Serious question
38%Lima beans
62%Peas
16 votes • Final results
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The Iditarod never got the hype it deserved
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Can I be ur cool new boyfriend?
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Venmo is Sarah-Jane-Dillon-118 any help is appreciated until I get my SSI
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hearing The Office theme song immediately triggers a depressive episode
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when u thought ur period was over so u start to wear white again
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I’m broke until my SSI hits so feel free to rip me if I make u smile :)
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Rip lmao tip* me
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Call me goldfish cuz I’m the snack that smiles back
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Hi everyone my depression has been eating me alive but I feel kind of ok today hopefully I’ll start posting more I love you all take care of yourselves ♥️♥️♥️
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Do birds fly for work or for fun?
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Coffee never fails to put a skip in ur step & a poo in ur toilet
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Anyone else giving up for Lent?
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