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I talk about Texas Football probably a little bit too much tbh || he/him || Texas MSCS

Joined September 2016
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The disrespect our fans give the QB who brought us from the worst decade in our history to back to back 11 win seasons and CCG championships and playoffs is extremely upsetting to me
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only a week into woke 3 and russell brand is already behind bars
🚨 BREAKING: Russell Brand sentenced to 10 years in prison. tmz.me/4BSaRlM
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Elko is the dickbag on the mic that Aggies pretend Sark is
Followed up and asked Mike Elko if he has long-term confidence in OC Holmon Wiggins: "That's not for now. That's a stupid question, Carter."
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Maybe capitalism is not such a stable economic system if one person’s extra marital affair can cause this much damage.
BREAKING: Nvidia wipes out $325,000,000,000.00 in market cap at the open.
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Arch on his Louisiana connections: “It’s not about me at all this week.” Sources say literally everyone is definitely going to make it about him this week.
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Colt retweeted
Cignetti desperately trying to figure out how to play Rutgers 10 times a season
NEW: Power conferences will be required to play at least 10 P4 opponents starting in 2027, The College Football Playoff announced. on3.com/news/everything-to-k…
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Colt retweeted
#Texas LB Rasheem Biles’ ranks among P4 LBs: 1st - 3 INT T-2nd - 2 FF T-6th - 18 pressures T-8th - 3 PBU T-10th - 4 sacks 11th - 58.4 QBR against Quite simply the most complete linebacker in the country. Butkus Award loading.
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Absolutely hilarious @AggieFootball will have never made the @SEC championship game despite being in the conference since 2012 #GigEm
SEC Football Championship Game to conclude historic 35-year run as College Football Playoff expands: SECsports.social/fbchamp35
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Texas would have made the semis lmao
Here is what the 24-team #CFP bracket would've looked like if it was in place last season 🍿🏆
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Thanks to Texas
Aggies never made it. Ever.
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Aggies never made it. Ever.
SEC Football Championship Game to conclude historic 35-year run as College Football Playoff expands: SECsports.social/fbchamp35
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What a joke
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Arch Manning played his most complete game of the season vs. Mizzou. His best two throws came on his final attempts to help take the lead. Most decisive that he’s been.
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He lied to you, dumbass. Like he lies to everyone lmfaooooo you've just been dumb enough to get on live TV and bow to him
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Arch Manning, universally known for being protected and not hated
I’m tired of Arch Manning being protected because of his last name. This kid stinks.
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Bo I’m American. You aren’t going to deport me. But Texas voters did just deport you out of railroad commissioner race. You should be proud of helping flip the state blue through your sheer stupidity and racism. It’s a huge accomplishment.
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Jensen getting honeytrapped as the AI bubble pops and his stock tanks is so fucking funny man
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Texas and Georgia have depth up front defensively that can’t be matched by the rest of the country it’s insane what they’re able to do in the front 7
Lance Jackson has become a hell of a player. @ontexasfootball
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Everybody who predicted a red wave be like
I’m calling it now. Butker going to go on a generational run. He won’t miss another kick the entire season
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Can’t be doing this in blue Kansas (city)
Harrison Butker misses back-to-back attempts in similar fashion following a penalty. Chiefs fans boo loudly as they head to halftime
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