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Why does sex stop when the man comes? Even if the woman doesn’t…

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Ogbono!!!! Listen to salt today!!! ⚔️⚙️

This is why they suffocate and die, sometimes. Seagulls are just too gluttonous. They look at animals larger than them and go "I should be able to swallow that!" They're also robbers with feathers. They'd steal from animals and humans alike. They go to any length for food.

8am wake and bake😛

DANGER! THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS ABOUT TO DRAG NIGERIAN EDUCATION BACK TO THE STONE AGE! From 2027, the Federal Ministry of Education wants to force EVERY private and international secondary school in Nigeria to make students sit for WAEC, NECO or other approved Nigerian examinations, even when those students are already pursuing internationally recognised qualifications. Schools that refuse risk losing their licences! Instead of urgently modernising our outdated curriculum, fixing dilapidated public schools, building functional science laboratories, training teachers and introducing globally competitive learning standards, we are busy creating policies that threaten educational innovation. Why are we more interested in forcing successful schools to conform than in raising the standards of failing schools? The world is moving towards artificial intelligence, robotics, critical thinking, practical skills and competency-based education. Yet we are obsessed with forcing everyone into the same examination system. We should be exporting educational excellence, not restricting it! Nigeria cannot become globally competitive by punishing schools that dare to do things differently. This policy must be urgently reconsidered before we sacrifice another generation’s educational opportunities on the altar of regulatory control.

POV: Your country's currency has lost 99.997% of its value in 40 years. Is this because of a) Bad goffment wey he nor good oh b) Normal inflation that happens everywhere in the world c) Strategic economic sabotage carefully curated to make your country more easily exploitable?

“Mohbad, your spirit strong oo”

Naira Marley was fully present throughout this event, and in fact, coordinated some of the attack as he instructed the boys to beat us up. Some of this was captured on video. It is therefore disrespectful for Naira Marley to insinuate that I started the attack because I was-

Why are guys so quick to squeeze boobs while kissing? 😭😂

It’s not by force to agree with flygodt, I promise you. And please, rest with this bloody election talk every time we’re having a political discussion on the TL. Not everything is APC vs Obidients. Some of us just have these conversations from a Yoruba POV. Any small thing, you people pull out some bullshit “distraction” talk. Like, how TF is this a distraction? Every single person knows who they’re going to the ballot to vote for in January. Give it a rest.