27 • she goddamnit, im sorry i hit you with my car ok, please FUCK OFF

no idea
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how do i purge every single deltarune tweet from my feed someone needs to make a deltarune word-blocklist because i'm a lazy prick i don't mind my oomfs liking it but please keep that shit far away from me <3
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the rock has learned how to consume flesh. be afraid.
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thgis👇 fih🐟 is walking🚶like a dock🐕
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how dare you not name skinny
I need you all to look at this 51 year old Harbor seal🥺 she is so beautiful
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I need you all to look at this 51 year old Harbor seal🥺 she is so beautiful
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The pun works in Polish and English
2016: mamo, tato. jestem gejem 2026: mamo, tato. jestem gojem
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2016: mamo, tato. jestem gejem 2026: mamo, tato. jestem gojem
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JINFSEJNAFIEJJINMDAWJIDAWIJNCAWIJNIJNCAWIJN AWNJIADWOJNMDAQWOKMOKMWDKMOAWKMCAWKMPAWPKM
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おはバルサミコ酢!
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hazel retweeted
Being a man is when jar of pickles
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free blocklist
Me when I'm reading a doc exposing a "pedophile" and the "pedophilia" is just them being a lolicon/shotacon.
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i read this in a jigsaw voice Hello, kitty.
incredible things from the apple foundation models
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のんびりキョロちゃんの日常です😊 キョロちゃんはオンとオフの差が激しいので、オフモードの時はお魚1切れ食べるのもゆっくりです😂 そんなところもキョロちゃんの可愛いポイントですね🥰
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bad and naughty seals get the bucket
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ギュー!! #海遊館
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let’s get patted by mama
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saudi arabia 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 @The_Anaerob3
my timeline since twitter added the auto translate feature
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Replying to @dinguwin
White people be like: “white people be like:” but they the white people that be like
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white people be like: "yeah my mom has access to my bank account"
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