BREAKING: Democrat Jon Ossoff wins re-election to the U.S. Senate in Georgia, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4BFwxBo
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President George HW Bush throws up in the lap of the Prime Minister of Japan and then faints. (1992)
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*Ominous music* did you know, as a single man in Austin, TX, James Talarico was doing cool guy shit? He was on those intramural fields, where even Arch Manning can't fumble, scoring with age appropriate consenting women. Do you want that in the Senate representing you! -OS
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60+: Every sentence must start and end with your pronouns
70+: Conservatives have to give all of their grills, gas ranges and gas vehicles to the govt
80+: 2000 election is overturned
90+: Dem infighting becomes so severe the party collapses in on itself like a black hole



































