Directed by Jon Alexander | STL MADE | #directedxjon

Atlanta, GA
Joined March 2009
No I can’t hit on no brakes 🛑
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They cut up too damn bad 😫😫🤣🤣🤣 Mike Jack killin me the way he kept sayin, “Ooohhhh nooo.” They had him weak 🤣🤣🤣
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This how McDonald’s commercials used to look
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Eddie Murphy says a single encounter with Pauly Shore at the comedy club made him stop taking Percocet forever. “I turned 30, I smoked weed, and I had one time in my twenties where I went to the dentist and the dentist gave me a Percocet.” ​“I remember I was sitting at the dining room table and I said, 'I feel good.' And Fruity, who worked for me, was like, 'Yeah, that's them Percocet, man.' I was like, 'Really?' So I finished that prescription.” ​“You know what made me stop taking them? And he don't even know this story. I was at the Comedy Store, and I had taken a Percocet and smoked a joint.” ​“Pauly Shore came up to me, who owns the Comedy Store, comedian, and he was like, 'Hey, you don't even look like yourself tonight.' And I was like, 'Really? Who do I look like?' And he said, 'Some other dude.' Walked away, and I was like, 'Yeah, I ain't fucking with this no more.'”
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Ja Rule's "Uh-Ohhh!" featuring Lil Wayne is the most slept-on comeback single of 2007. it was the lead single from "The Mirror" and only peaked at no. 69 on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop chart.
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Black people
Ngl I grew up calling “Ghost Face” Scream. I did not know this nigga name was ghost face
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My favorite thing about Sundays is seeing people bring out their toys. Early gen Camaros, Mustangs, GTOs, Broncos, Defenders. Clean as hell, tops down, no real destination..just the enjoying the weather & the driving experience.
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Out of all the Micheal Jackson personalities on social media I feel like Loozecannon is the one that actually has his personality on lock! Micheal was petty asf.😭🤣
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I beg y'all .. to please look at the location before you react and respond ..
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This makes sense
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this nigga was split personality rapping and streaming infront of 70k people lmao he got it
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 When MJ hit over 100 million likes and 1 million followers he dropped a crazy rhyme… featuring @loozecannon1 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 this man is on a GENERATIONAL run!!!
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before you hit that doordash button i implore you to try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Sometimes you just need a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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idk how to explain this, but Thursday, October and 8pm all are the same
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Someone said Michael Jackson was so great that even his impersonators are talented 😭
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Pennywise yo dancing daddy!
“You’re not my father” Pennywise pretending to be hurt by that before saying “I ate him 😃”…..he’s such an asshole 😭
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Brad Caleb Kane says ‘IT: WELCOME TO DERRY’ Season 2 will be like a “Warner Bros. gangster picture through the lens of Pennywise” The new season is set in 1935 & features The Bradley Gang — a gang of bank robbers that become part of a nightmare after arriving in Derry. (Source: ew.com/it-welcome-to-derry-s…)
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No one does design like Apple. And I love how their production is always practical.
Apple Music have officially rebranded their logo 🔥 Fred again.. and NEST Acoustics have created an original composition to mark the change.
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The amount of audacity I come across on a daily basis makes me feel like I’m not being anywhere near delusional enough in life.
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I wanna know what the hell the first dude done been thru 😂
Bro really deserves it 🥲😂😂
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