
Directed by Jon Alexander | STL MADE | #directedxjon
Atlanta, GA
Joined March 2009
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They cut up too damn bad 😫😫🤣🤣🤣
Mike Jack killin me the way he kept sayin, “Ooohhhh nooo.” They had him weak 🤣🤣🤣
Eddie Murphy says a single encounter with Pauly Shore at the comedy club made him stop taking Percocet forever.
“I turned 30, I smoked weed, and I had one time in my twenties where I went to the dentist and the dentist gave me a Percocet.”
“I remember I was sitting at the dining room table and I said, 'I feel good.' And Fruity, who worked for me, was like, 'Yeah, that's them Percocet, man.' I was like, 'Really?' So I finished that prescription.”
“You know what made me stop taking them? And he don't even know this story. I was at the Comedy Store, and I had taken a Percocet and smoked a joint.”
“Pauly Shore came up to me, who owns the Comedy Store, comedian, and he was like, 'Hey, you don't even look like yourself tonight.' And I was like, 'Really? Who do I look like?' And he said, 'Some other dude.' Walked away, and I was like, 'Yeah, I ain't fucking with this no more.'”
My favorite thing about Sundays is seeing people bring out their toys. Early gen Camaros, Mustangs, GTOs, Broncos, Defenders. Clean as hell, tops down, no real destination..just the enjoying the weather & the driving experience.
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Out of all the Micheal Jackson personalities on social media I feel like Loozecannon is the one that actually has his personality on lock! Micheal was petty asf.😭🤣
this nigga was split personality rapping and streaming infront of 70k people lmao he got it
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 When MJ hit over 100 million likes and 1 million followers he dropped a crazy rhyme… featuring @loozecannon1 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 this man is on a GENERATIONAL run!!!
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before you hit that doordash button i implore you to try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Sometimes you just need a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Brad Caleb Kane says ‘IT: WELCOME TO DERRY’ Season 2 will be like a “Warner Bros. gangster picture through the lens of Pennywise”
The new season is set in 1935 & features The Bradley Gang — a gang of bank robbers that become part of a nightmare after arriving in Derry.
(Source: ew.com/it-welcome-to-derry-s…)
The amount of audacity I come across on a daily basis makes me feel like I’m not being anywhere near delusional enough in life.
























