@discatser

it's a rock fact

Joined August 2012
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I can tell this will become an annual lament for me: the “trunk and treat” is a degraded, uncivilized, atomized replacement for actually going around to your neighbors’ houses and interacting with them on Halloween. Horrible development in American life.
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madison@madison_taytOct 26
i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
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@neu_rot_icOct 26
the concept of having to study (which i hate) to get a job (which i hate even more) to live (which i hate the most)
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em 🌞@bimboboganOct 25
for halloween im dressing up as a stupid fucking fat ugly bitch who doesn't fit in any costumes she has
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gizem@spidevmillerOct 25
skin dry body fat face ugly brain overstimulated age old
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@MeowversetwtOct 25
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Cheese tax
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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if i may: - this has been talked about you’re just 21 - my steak too juicy - did the journal factory explode - like losing chess to a dog
eden ?!@birthdaybashedOct 22
what ARE some modern idioms? the first one that comes to mind for me is "fork found in kitchen"
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blue@cowboyybluesOct 22
“Did the journal factory explode” and “was the grink there” are on heavy rotation personally
eden ?!@birthdaybashedOct 22
what ARE some modern idioms? the first one that comes to mind for me is "fork found in kitchen"
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Pukicho@pukichoOct 16
There’s an evil mage who keeps fucking zapping me on my way to my mailbox. Fucking douchebag
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June bug has 100% committed Atrocities
cats with jobs 🛠
@CatWorkersOct 13
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fran🏒@IlyasCigaretteOct 10
*taps sign*
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FIRE THE DREAMWORKS MARKETING TEAM THIS INSTANT GO WATCH THE INTERDIMENSIONAL PSYCHIC GIRLBESTFRIEND MOVIE THIS INSTANT
diamond 🛸@organizedchaovOct 5
about to see forgotten island tonight
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In Paper Mario, Mayor Penguin is found seemingly dead, with Mario being suspected of his murder. However, if a letter is delivered to him during that time, he will get up, thank Mario, and promptly go back to being dead. Unfortunately, this cannot prove Mario's innocence.
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judey@judeykatSep 26
this is the laperm! they are a very affectionate and active breed. they originate from an oregon farm, they come from a genetic mutation. their curliest areas are their throats, bellies, and base of the ears. when born they're often bald before their curly fur grows in.
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Just got an Amazon ad about how legislation requiring them to actually hire their workers instead of merely “contracting” them is actually evil and will ruin same-day delivery xitter.cf/iluvgeckoz/status/2102…
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