She needed a hero so that's what she became. ๐ซ
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I really love when officers come in and say โok, story time.โ Yes please, give me all the juicy details of these calls ๐๐ป
Welp just turned in my resignation letter to my part time job. Finally realized my mental health was more important than the small paycheck I was bringing home.
Dispatch Momma โจ retweeted
PSA:
If youโre an officer & you complain you canโt get more good dispatchers donโt treat the ones who actually do well like crap. Thatโs why they leave.
Dispatch Momma โจ retweeted
Interrupt my naps and I'll interrupt your breathing. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ป โ at Virginia, USA
Iโve said this before but I love calling jurisdictions in other states and they are just as nice as can be. Pretty much anyone I call in my state has a 98% chance of being a total bitch ๐คฃ
Our shitty aco was suspended this morning. I got Mexican brought to me for lunch. Ice cream this afternoon and then we had a prisoner run out the back door and then flee leading to a pursuit. Honestly itโs been a great day. ๐
Nothing quite like your phone dying therefore causing your alarm to not go off therefore not waking up for work. ๐
Iโve been โreadingโ a magazine article for over an hour now. Itโs only 5 pages long...
And yet at the same time I fly through books like crazy. But really can you blame when when the article is about employee satisfaction and staffing? ๐ฉ
Feel craftsy tonight! My daughterโs school is doing Dr. Seuss day tomorrow so I made fish for her and her three cousins. The four of them will be โOne Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.โ The fish have pipe cleaners so I can wrap them around their ponytails. So proud of myself๐ฅณ
Finished day 4 of a 7 day stretch. Today was an 8hr but tomorrow goes back to my normal 12s. My body is not made for this. ๐ฉ๐ญ
Deputy just yelled up the hallway โIve got your drugs!โ and handed me a bag of different flavored k-cups. Iโm now slightly less bitchy.
Other dispatcher on the phone : โYour calling to say an OFFICER stole your firearm?โ
Me absolutely dying on the other side of the room.
At the park with my little and an officer goes by, she proceeds to tell everyone I work with the police and I have to explain what I do. Other mom: โoh so you must know his dad โsuch and suchโ!
Me: Ummmmmm
Her: he is a firefighter.
Ahh yess of course.
Of course my part time job would wait to take out and put down new carpet while Iโm working. This is where I come to not do anything. ๐
My latest trainee was fired today because she couldnโt do the job..she blamed me for being mean to her. Yes, Iโm the reason you couldnโt ask basic questions for every call. ๐
