Diva LaMarr retweeted
In honor of the season all masturbation will be sin-free through Christmas. Happy holidays!
Diva LaMarr retweeted
Yβall ready to boycott Nike over a black man but wonβt boycott Catholic Churches for fucking yβall kids
Diva LaMarr retweeted
whenever i hear someone say βmy therapist saidβ my ears perk way up. thatβs free therapy
Diva LaMarr retweeted
I sat next to a woman on the subway just now who had over 20,000 unread emails and reader let me tell you I absolutely switched train cars to avoid having that chaotic energy near me
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Pride month may be over but fear not!
June: LGBT Pride π
July: LGBT Wrath π
Aug: LGBT Lust π
Sept: LGBT Greed π
Oct: LGBT Envy π
Nov: LGBT Gluttony π€°
Dec-May: LGBT Sloth π€
Diva LaMarr retweeted
us: please can we have gun control children are dying
government: yanny?
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Diva LaMarr retweeted
Sometimes you have to get in trouble--good trouble, necessary trouble--to make a way out of no way.
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We should change the names of AR-15s to βMarco Rubioβ because they are so easy to buy.
Diva LaMarr retweeted
My views on skating are so skewed now, I'm like, "Wow, Mirai Nagasu pulled off a triple axel despite her heterosexuality."
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Not gone lie, I thought Picasso lived in like 1654 or some bullshit. This painting ass negro died in 1973.
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catch me on super bowl sunday complaining about how the nfl treats players like objects between my takes on who has the juiciest booty β at Los Angeles, CA
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if i donβt see justin timberlakeβs bare dick on national television tonight the super bowl is cancelled
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Bruno Mars looks both hot and like a 79-year-old woman. I look at him and think, βDamn, heβs sexyβ and also βIs that Lena Horne?β
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HE PUT A DESCRIPTION OF THE CONSPIRACY IN AN EMAIL !!! πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Diva LaMarr retweeted
Overheard: If you say "Kamala Harris" three times to a mirror, an old white guy appears and interrupts you.
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NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED
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Killer vibes today bruh!!!
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