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DJ. Water Waster 🚒. King of ® & 🅱️.🎲🎲

Virginia Beach, VA
Joined April 2009
Weak everyone think @djcface is Filipino. 😂😂 – at Virginia Beach, VA
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The pain I felt. I drop down like durk in the middle of granby
They turned Scotty Quix into a CmChicken
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😂😂😂😂 yes I’m mad I ain’t get called for this but Unc ballin up his fist followed by the rhythm and blues head shake made me laugh. This song’s pure joy
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Post #sitw vibes at home base doors open at 9:00 You know where to find us @Twiterless_Ant @fraingelicastro @djcface @xBDOT
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Lmao I never saw the Jay one. It’s def a huge issue though, I hate when artists perform over their vocals for real
Bro when I tell artists to stop using tracks wit vocals on em they think I’m makin shit up lmao you’re literally a subpar performer for it
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Best day of the week. Fuego Friday with the boys (and Mo Mo) @djcanrock down at seaside @djcface down at chix @xdjfuego at Edge Scott Free at Chem Clype P at Sandbar Come rage at the beach
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Bring Money Bag Yo and 21 savage to Something in the Water! – at Virginia Beach, VA
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Melvin Gordon kept it 💯 "I didn't do sh*t. I got carried. I got carried baby!" 🤣 teapawt.net/NlCKBOLTON/status/1625…
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Make sure that craps table got a small, tall, all on it for the boys. Thank you in advance. Take all the sweet time you need @RiversCasinoVA
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See y’all tomorrow night 😈💃🏻🕺🏾🎅💙🤘🏾 Second annual Red Carpet Christmas Throw down at Edge VB. Two DJs 🎶 Two photographers 📸 Guest bartenders @legendofgordo @xJUANVARELA @JonblazeSD Give me some RTs and we will do $4 “you call it” for the entire party
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I got attacked on stage by a KAREN. What would you have done⁉️🤣 #karensgonewild
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🚨 LEAKED: Raw audio from Jennifer Lopez’s rehearsals for her Grammy tribute to Whitney Houston teapawt.net/notcapnamerica/status/…
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Nobody: NFL players when I bet on them:
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Tyler Herro throwing a lob to 50 year old Haslem is wild 😭😭teapawt.net/realnbaquotez/status/1…
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This one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen – at Memphis, TN
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Being a children’s teacher is hard. Man was frustrated!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Doesn’t take long for Ben Simmons to get into regular season form @PatBevPod teapawt.net/LeBronPoints/status/15…
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Replying to @NorfolkVA
People laughed at the city attorney. In her face. Then Alexander wouldn’t give Scotty’s lawyers a chance for rebuttal. A circus.
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Norfolk is about to lose a lot of money.
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Every year, it happens once or twice, I see DJs losing their entire music library then crying 😩 on Facebook or Whatsapp groups. Here different different type and level of backup, depending on how paranoid you are 👇: 1/7
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