@djmuchacha

Can't think of anything clever or funny to put here. Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.

Joined August 2014
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The number of people who didn't spot that this is satire ...
Simon Harris
@SimonHarrisMBDAug 13
Just been to vote in Clacton and when they saw I was wearing a Count Binface lapel badge, they gave me a pile of more than 100 ballot papers and everyone clapped as I walked to the booth. The person behind me said he was voting Farage and they told him to come back on Friday.
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I can kick a ball harder than that, and I'm 67. #FraMar
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The best thing about this thread is the replies from people who think they're replying to the other Tom Holland.
Tom Holland
@holland_tomJul 7
More praise for The Odyssey from people who - shockingly - have actually waited to see it before giving their opinion. theguardian.com/film/2026/ju…

‘An absolute triumph’: first reactions to Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey are ecstatic

Following the film’s premiere, critics are already calling the historical epic a best picture Oscar contender. Here’s what they had to say

theguardian.com
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Football
Three Year Letterman
@3YearLettermanJul 5
I literally cannot name one thing that Belgium 🇪🇸 does better than America
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Fed up with this @AldiUK . Bought this on Sunday, it's well before sell-by date.
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Every now and then, I come on Twitter to see if it's still a cesspit. Yep.
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'No-one's interested in women's sport' #RedRoses
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I knew there was a reason why I didn't leave Twitter.
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This has a strong 'Cones Hotline' vibe.
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I trust you used to do this in your church @stevejones1702?
Brendan May
@bmay17 Apr 2025
I was today years old when I learnt how Florence Cathedral opens the #EasterWeekend 👀 👀
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London 2012: We're going to put on the craziest, most bonkers opening ceremony ever! Paris 2024: Hold my bière #OpeningCeremony
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I'd love it if @RussInCheshire did The Week in Labour. I know it wouldn't be as funny (well, not funny at all), but it would be great to have a record of what's being achieved each week.
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Here you are @canonstevejones, you'll love this one
Steve May@stevemaythe1st8 Jul 2024
Culottes: What pigeons do. (Uxbridge English Dictionary by @BereniceHealey)
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Hurry up with the Truss result, we all want to go to bed.
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Yay at last - the #swingometer!
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Chapeau to Led By Donkeys for this excellent stunt.
Led By Donkeys@ByDonkeys29 Jun 2024
BREAKING: We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a remote-controlled Putin banner
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What took them so long?
Pippa Crerar
@PippaCrerar25 Jun 2024
BREAKING: Tory party withdraws support from two candidates accused of putting bets on election date
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I very rarely block, but I do if someone resorts to insults.
Prof Alice Roberts💙@theAliceRoberts22 Jun 2024
Wow. People can be rude on this platform. But frankly, if your only recourse is to be insulting, you’ve lost the argument.
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Piers Morgan
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It's almost as if they haven't thought things through.
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