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@djsailorpoon

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Joined December 2023
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I’ve pretty much done it all in this life. drank beer. pissed myself. Went fishing. Went on a walk. rode dick. ate pussy. Im done now. I’ve traveled the seven seas and I’m ready to dock ship.
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everything just feels like this
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Who’s wife do I have to fuck to get a fucked wife around here ?
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Plight of the modern swinger
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do I say that a lot ?
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Tomo Fart@Skull16370Oct 30
I actually felt the psychology in my brain change in real time when I changed my pfp to an anime girl
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faglet5@faglet5Oct 30
wiggling my butt on his boner knowing damn well i got booty worms 😭😭😭
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Reace Thorne@worldreaceOct 30
If you put a chip in my brain that automatically tweeted all of my thoughts the moment they entered my head, my tweets would be the exact same.
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Guy with engagement-bait cuckhold algorithm: “This is happening to everyone right?”
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Jerking off to this girls private snap but she keeps jump scaring me with random videos of her kids. I had to implement the 5 second rule in this situation cus tbh i was already busting
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within those few seconds I did focus my gaze upon the female child rather than the male child because I’m not gay like that. Not that I wanted to because I’m not a pedophile but I’m not a gay pedophile either. Trolley problem.
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I tweet a lot about my penis because its funnier. There’s nothing funny about my vagina. Not one thing.
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there’s nothing funny about me or the things I post. There’s nothing funny about anything in the whole wide world
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jacking my tiny penis off punching myself very hard in the balls with each stroke until blood starts coming out of my urethra
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Jerking off chin pointed down, double chin crushing my trachea my own breathing is louder than the porn im secretly watching in the john. It only takes me 40 seconds start to finish but I’m drenched in sweat and beet red from hypertension. You don’t even wanna know what it was.
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I spent 8 years as a Hikikomori. I think I’m suddenly normal now I’m going to apply at McDonald’s
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normal black person: “I can feel the negative energy pulses radiating from my opps and McDonald’s chicken nuggets” normal white woman: “I almost got sex trafficked at target because I found a dollar bill on the ground next to my car” Schizophrenic person: “you got a cigarette?”
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Hey it’s my first party when do I get to play half naked twister with someone’s drunk wife? This looks nothing like the ifunny demotivatinal poster from 2010
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I brought flavored condoms because I’m 26 but I’m trying to pass for 19
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