So I officially have a #connecticut drivers license and plates for my vehicle. So, now I can officially drive like an asshole like everyone else here. @CTvisit @CTSotS @connecticutmag
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If marriage is a pleasant effortless dream, you may be taking advantage of your partner; if it's ceaseless unforgiving toil, maybe your partner's taking advantage of you. "Work" in marriage is the eustress of calling each other on your bullshit & growing better together. Ideally.
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It's like a 911 fucked a PT Cruiser....
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Hey @FedEx @FedExHelp - this why nobody likes you… paid for overnight shipping and yet, here we are
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#noupdates #late #everyonehatesyou #fedexblows
@LGAairport @terminalBLGA #laguardiasucks in the 8 seconds I was on the escalator out of security, I saw over a dozen @TSA agents literally doing nothing. Where an escalator was broken (btw, when they aren't powered, they can still be stairs ya know...), Rather than a sign,
Hey @NYCMayorsOffice @TimesSquareNYC @nycgov @CentralParkNYC would it fuckin kill ya to put up some goddamn signs? Trying to navigate your city is about as easy as trying to herd cats. Signs in the subway? NOPE, Signs on the street? NOPE, signs in the park? NOPE. 👎
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You’d never guess what this cup is made of
The researchers have already created a cup, puzzle pieces and a DNA molecule from the eco-friendly plastic ☕️
👉 cutt.ly/AT5bvsO
I love going to @goldencorral and listening (loudly) to how much God loves me while I'm peeing in the bathroom. Perhaps God can take a break whilst I have my John Thomas out...
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It's like Wendy stared into my soul and wrote this article.
Get the vaccine you fucking fucks! (So long as your doctor says you're medically able to)
"It's a truly personal decision."
No, you're a selfish fucking moron.
mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-m…
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Hey @YouTube , there are trending tabs for music, gaming and movies. Why aren't there tabs for art, science and technology, and DIY, which I think help most in spreading practical life skill knowledge?
