
ALT Two figures sit on benches beside a lake. They are both reading books. One figure is labeled “Reading a vampire novel”, the other is labeled “Vampire reading a novel”. In the lake, the human reader, book and bench are perfectly reflected, but the vampire’s book appears to be floating above an empty bench.

ALT A diagram titled: How my day is going. A red line zig-zags across the page. The Y-axis measurements run from Very Bad, through Bad, Meh and Good, up to Very Good. The X-axis shows the following seven events: 1. I have discovered a wormhole (the line is high, in the Very Good sector) 2. In my apple (the line has drooped to below Meh) 3. The worm is still inside (the lines drops further, to Bad) 4. It’s a new species (the line rises to just above Good) 5. With parasitic mind-control powers (the line is back at Very Good) 6. It just bit me (the line zooms down to Very Bad) 7. All hail our worm overlords! (The red line has shot up, past Very Good and out of the diagram).
























