I’m not funny, but I know what funny is. Fan of Ravens, Orioles, Capitals, and the World Famous Dundee United Football Club.

Baltimore, MD
Joined July 2009
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🍊 United edge a rollercoaster clash at Tannadice
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Please just see this game out! Would be a big win. 🧡🖤
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Happy Birthday to N.C. Wyeth! Born on this day, October 22, 1882 Love that we get to post these fine illustrations from Jane Porter's The Scottish Chiefs and more.
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LP BABY
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Another excellent display and another 3️⃣ points ✅ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 🧡 🍊 1️⃣-0️⃣ 🥬 | #UTDHIB | #DUFC
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Let's go Caps!
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Alex Ovechkin announced to his teammates this morning that this season will be his final in the NHL
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Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin announced today, 21 years to the day after making his NHL debut, that the 2026-27 season will be his final NHL season. nhl.com/capitals/news/alex-o…
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From the #Gr8:
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WALKOFF WINNER FOR TYLER LOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE HIGHLIGHTS BALTIMORERAVENS.COM
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Bert Jones was one of the most naturally gifted quarterbacks of the 1970s — a passer with Hall of Fame–level talent whose physical tools often drew comparisons to John Elway years later. Nicknamed “The Ruston Rifle,” Jones possessed a powerful arm and the courage to attack tight windows downfield. With the Baltimore Colts, he played fearless football in an era when quarterbacks absorbed punishment that would draw flags today. His peak came in 1976, when Jones delivered one of the defining seasons of the decade — leading the league in passer rating and earning NFL MVP honors while carrying Baltimore to the playoffs. Injuries ultimately shortened what looked like a Hall of Fame trajectory, leaving Bert Jones as one of the great “what ifs” in NFL history. But for a brief stretch in the mid-1970s, few quarterbacks possessed a more dangerous combination of arm strength, toughness, and command. For those who watched him at his peak, the talent was unmistakable. Follow @NFLHuddleUp to resurrect legends like him 🏈 #NFL #Colts #Football #History
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Delta Flight 15 takes off from Frankfurt at dawn. On board: 218 passengers. Families. Business travelers. A pregnant woman. Shirley Brooks-Jones, 65 years old, heading home to Columbus, Ohio. Five hours into the flight, a note reaches the cockpit. All U.S. airspace is closed. Land immediately. The captain says nothing about why. He tells passengers it's a minor instrument problem. Privately, the crew already knows about the World Trade Center. Gander International Airport. Newfoundland, Canada. Midday. The plane touches down 400 miles off its route. Out the window, passengers count 38 other jumbo jets already parked on the tarmac. By nightfall, 53 international flights sit grounded here. Nearly 6,600 people are stuck, with nowhere to go. Nobody is allowed off. For 28 hours, 218 people sit inside that plane. No real answers. No word on what's happening back home. Here's what makes it worse: most of them don't yet know if their own families are safe. Word finally spreads through the cabin. Two hijacked planes. The towers. The Pentagon. A field in Pennsylvania. The plane goes silent. Gander. Day two. Passengers finally step off the aircraft. They're bused 45 kilometers to a town called Lewisporte. Population: just over 3,300 people. Lewisporte has no idea 218 strangers are about to double its guest capacity overnight. It doesn't matter. The mayor puts out one call for bedding and food. The whole town answers. Schools close. Churches open. The Lions Club clears its hall and sets up cots by hand. High schoolers skip class to serve meals and translate for confused travelers. The pregnant passenger is placed in a home across the street from urgent care. Elderly passengers are welcomed into private houses, not shelters. Phone lines are opened for free, unlimited, day and night. When passengers try to pay shopkeepers back, the answer is always no. Nobody in Lewisporte will take a dollar. Local volunteers even bring out screech, the region's famous rum, and host a mock "screeching-in" ceremony to make the exhausted travelers laugh. For three days, this town of fishermen and loggers cares for people it has never met and will likely never see again. Brooks-Jones later calls it something simple. She says: "the most beautiful experience I have ever had in my life." Gander Airport. Three days later. Departure. Flight 15 is finally cleared to fly home. Before takeoff, Brooks-Jones asks the captain for one thing: permission to speak on the intercom. He hands her the microphone. She reminds everyone what Lewisporte just did for them. Then she asks for something back. Pledge sheets start moving up the aisle. Business travelers write checks. Strangers pass around pens. By the time wheels touch down in Atlanta, passengers have pledged $15,000. Brooks-Jones doesn't stop there. Back in Columbus, she calls the Columbus Foundation. An anonymous donor hears the story and matches it instantly, doubling it to $30,000. In 2002, the fund gets a name: the Lewisporte Area Flight 15 Scholarship Fund. It's built for one purpose. Send local kids to college. More than two decades later. The fund is still active. It has sent more than 300 students from the Lewisporte area to college and trade school. Doctors. Nurses. Engineers. Teachers. Some of them weren't born yet when Flight 15 landed. Brooks-Jones has flown back to Newfoundland more than two dozen times since 2001. She still shows up for graduation ceremonies. The friendships that started on cots in a high school gym are still going, more than 20 years on. Most people who know this story didn't hear it from a history book. They heard it from a Broadway stage. Lewisporte and Gander's kindness became a musical called "Come From Away." It has since played in cities across the world. Few people watching that show realize the scholarship fund behind it is still cutting checks to real students, every single year.
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“If you can stand up, stand now. If you can help others, do so.” #NeverForget 🇺🇸
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Never Forget! Welles Crowther! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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We play For Welles this week 🆚 Rutgers 🏟️ Alumni Stadium 🗓️ Friday, September 11th 🕢 7:30 pm ET 📺 ESPN 2
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Pierre 🤜🤛 Monza #F1 #ItalianGP @AlpineF1Team
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I miss Jon Daly.
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Our polesitter ☝️ #F1 #ItalianGP
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Extraordinary scenes at Monza as Pierre Gasly takes pole! 🤯 #F1 #ItalianGP @AlpineF1Team
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