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Joined June 2009
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Need a Hubie Halloween 2, when’s it’s dropping @AdamSandler
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Have you considered rizzing them up with a letter? 🤔
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU IDIOT
Lunatic Devils fan @peshghi did not mince words when speaking about the Rangers, Patrick Kane and Tarasenko. 📺: youtu.be/u8xg3NHXCcE
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DO NOT LET THE KIDS GET HOT
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A semi warm pretzel is just as bad as a cold pretzel #ballparkthoughts
The worst part of perfectly ripe bananas is peeling one off the stem and collaterally busting another one open. Now you have two bananas. #eyecontactwhileeatingthemisok
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Patrik Nemeth, you are single handedly blowing this series. Bring in Zac Jones #NYR
Could you image being a TNT NHL playoff announcer thinking you know what you’re talking about
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Can we get a new live action Scooby-Doo with the exact same cast before it’s too late, none of this will forte shaggy bullshit. 🤌🏼🤌🏼
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We love the Liberties. And we love you guys. So we're bringing you together. RT for the chance to win one of these beauties. NoPurchNec18+➡ nyrange.rs/32gRX8z
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Falalalala lalalala falalalala lalalala #iykyk
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Yo why were waterbeds ever a thing??
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I remember my first swing @TomBrady
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You should be able to leave video messages when someone doesn’t answer a FaceTime call.
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