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Y'all complaining about Mississippi taking too long to count must not remember Al Franken 18 years ago
The funniest part about my Mississippi liquor laws tweet with its strip club tangent blowing up is that people will think "that's the weird part of Mississippi" and son, I don't know how to tell you, that's not even the weird quarter of the state.
I grew up in a town where you could buy beer but not hard liquor (but the beer had to be room temperature at the store) in a county where you could buy liquor but not beer. So when the sheriff broke up your party out in the woods you had to pour out the beer but not (1/)
the Everclear. And there was a drive-in movie theater that showed pornos. My point is that Mississippi is weird and many things about it won't make sense to the uninitiated.
Leg Before Teebo retweeted
They are Sin Eaters, all your faves you think can do better will be hated too!! That's the job!
This is epic game
I walked the Trump rally line to listen, not make assumptions. I talked with voters, asked questions and heard what matters to them.
When I'm elected, I'll represent all 82 counties and every Mississippian, no matter who they voted for. That's what being your senator means. #MississippiMatters
Leg Before Teebo retweeted
Reporter: "Senator Hyde-Smith all but declared victory last night. I want to get your response."
Colom: "Bless her heart."
I want reporters staked out at every damn meat & three south of Interstate 30. We're done talking to the losers in Midwestern diners.
I wamt every piece of shit trust fund failx streamer who complained about spending money in Mississippi to be completely disbarred from talking about 2028.
