ᵕ̈ sometimes i write fics ̤̮ • https://xitter.cf/t.co/SxinCcbpvo •

29 • she/her •
Joined September 2011
Pinned Tweet
hi oomphs! here’s some info regarding the oomph mail for dnp! don’t hesitate to ask if you have any further questions :)
oomph mail for m&g!! poll in replies, vote if you didn’t get m&g but would be interested in giving dnp a letter or your phanart c:
4
1
31
26,344
akᵕ̈ retweeted
imagine meeting dan and phil and they give each other “the look” and then you know that’s when you’ve failed. you have a rancid aura.
6
16
2
302
3,275
akᵕ̈ retweeted
Mind you, he was the one who said it means dick
3
27
2
623
5,679
akᵕ̈ retweeted
is this too niche
3
78
1
696
5,700
”all i remember is drinking pure malibu and then me and you slept under a coat” emo dan and phil :( drunk from pure malibu :( sleeping together :( under a coat :( on their first :( new year’s eve together :( what if we all lived :(
4
67
591
akᵕ̈ retweeted
buenas noches dijo nadie
2
31
614
3,794
just found this picture of my gay dads on vacation before they had me ❤️
3
53
1,129
7,019
fanfic writers listening to phil talk about how he never sweats
21
328
listening to dnp talk about every time they met in 2009
7
204
1,217
akᵕ̈ retweeted
'do you like my gems on my jeans??' YES I DO THANK YOU EVEN IF IT CURSES ME
13
1
271
1,930
”you were little phil”
1
56
441
update: yes they do and i’m not okay
do we think they’ll talk about the phanniversary in the phod tomorrow
1
3
63
793
akᵕ̈ retweeted
all that filming (kissing) must have been exhausting 💤 #phanart
11
187
1,617
11,149
akᵕ̈ retweeted
hehehehe (i love u guys btw)
8
91
5
1,931
23,135
akᵕ̈ retweeted
“if everything is equally pointless, then everything is equally meaningful” is another life changing dan howell quote i can’t believe this is the same man who told his dentist he was hit by a car
3
655
9
4,534
27,163
goodnight
2
54
580
and for the pinofversary i think we should all revisit this beautiful moment in phistory again
pinof 1 kiss confirmed in the big 2026 I'm crying #phanart
6
59
533
akᵕ̈ retweeted
oh and happy pinofiversary i forgot to post this on here so what better time than today 💛
195
1,568
8,648
they were so fucking happy that i referred to them as uncle pussy and aunt penis
5
180
1
3,496
15,137
no cause my finger is stuck on the rewind button actually
1
26
1
810
7,438