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Joined June 2024
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A compilation of some of my favourite songs, in no particular order, at this point in time. Updated daily.
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You sitting there wondering if it’s same girl whom you were rehearsing how to approach back then 😂
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If you’re soft spoken as a Nigerian man they’ll kill you
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“Nigerian women don't like sex, they just want money”—- King Nasir says
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how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass
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All this shit just to marry someone's ex
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Iraola, Carrick, Alonso At least one of the three of them will be Jobless come December
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I raise you group leaders in Nigerian law school lmao, I thought I had seen it all during nysc until I entered law school🤣
If you need further proof of how trippy Nigerians get once they get put in a position of power (no matter how small), just go and look into CDS excos.
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i definitely would have said no to her but he’s kinda gay for even reporting this
Nurse took man's blood pressure then asked him if he wanted to have sex with her and told him it would be good for his health, complaint alleges
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"No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger. But today is the youngest you'll ever start"
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He ended the cycle of abuse
Punch grew up and now takes care of a baby monkey😭
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China doesn't need to Honeypot in 9ja, the wikileaks cable dump in 2010 on Nigeria shows Top Nigerian officials vomiting all state secrets to the American ambassador all bcos they got invited to the 🇺🇸embassy. Tea with Ambassador is enough no kpekus.
Honeypoting will be so easy in 9ja. Especially Lagos and Abuja. Abuja men who are always trying to make you think they know or work directly with someone in the house of assembly or Aso Rock. Or is it Soddom and Gomorrah Lagos?
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Why TF do people speed up when you try to pass them? You wasn't in no damn hurry a second ago. 🤦🏽‍♀️😂
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Base PS5 users when they find out it’s still 30 FPS on the pro #GTAVI
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Lagos niggas really think say life end for Lagos😂I nor fit believe wetin I dey hear from these guys for this camp and I wan believe say na ragebait
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If they called you by your surname in secondary school, you probably had a certain kind of reputation
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90% of Law School Crash out is caused law faculties People do 4-5 years in their universities and never still understand what it means to learn in a fast-paced system. The closest they get is at Final year, because that's probably the first time they're required to do any serious academic research work. The crash out in law school is only a response to a laid-back system.
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That one cannot succeed before she gives her bosses intel, she for don tell all of us for twitter
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How far??
Port Harcourt to Maiduguri Rail track 🚧
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Unai Emery must be protected at all costs.
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English teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation you never forget.
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