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Detroit
Joined August 2009
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Was NOT expecting political allegory with my Crazy Bread...but this depiction of Caesar plunging merrily to oblivion seems rather timely
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I'm ready for a non-violent Jurassic Park sequel. Just let the poor dinosaurs smoke weed and fall in love for once!
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Five weather apps on my surfboard and not one can tell me the temperature inside Whole Foods
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Synesthetic features for the home. Plumbing fixtures that control stereo volume. Thermostats that dim the lights
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Woke up jonesin' to write the Tuesdays with Morrie sequel Mitch Albom never had the balls to...if only I could find a copy of the original
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Time to go fall asleep at Fairlane Mall to promote my show tonight
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There will be a ping pong tournament at Alstock. On the Sculpture Table for a large cash prize. I’m taking out all pretenders and the first name on my hitlist is @sheefymcfly !
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Last night in Saginaw this guy who looked like Gary Busey told me he used to freebase crack in the 90s “for the prestige”
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Stranger in a Strange Group Text
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What’s on my “training table” this weekend? 4-5 diff flavors of Gatorade and 1/2 pound of ice mixed together in this artisanal Meier bag
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Journey to the Center of the Clubface
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Guy walked into the 8 Mile & Livernois BP station & asked to buy a single ice cube. Clerk advised him bags of ice are in the cooler. Dude insisted that all he needed was one cube for a drink he left in his van all day. “A loosie ice cube?” I said “I love it” “I’m glad” he said
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Tesla of the vegetable mind
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Pyramidal Earth Theory S O U N D S
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"Somehow I willl dissolve into one of my constructs" youtube.com/watch?v=qdizFnpp…
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The DocuSigns of 20th Century Art
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Starting May 1st...bare feet only on #11 at Rouge Park until a barefoot par is recorded. This I vow
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