SUCK SMEAR GUNK HEAVE, PhD.
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Something interesting is when you see a semi truck broken down on the side of the highway and then there are like 5 more trucks pulled over behind it. I imagine it's like an elephant graveyard situation
Lately I've been running into a situation where sometimes I'll start drinking and I don't really start to feel drunk I just feel like I'm being poisoned
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 24,1945
ALT P1- NANCY IS IN A MUSIC SHOP SHE PLAYS A NOTE ON A SAXOPHONE- OINK P2- NANCY TRIES PLAYING AN ACCORDION-AWK P3- NEXT NANCY PLAYS THE DRUMS- BANG CRASH P4-NANCY PLAYS A TRUMPET-BLA BLA P5-NOW SHE SITTING AT THE HARP-PLINK P6-NANCY TRIES PLAYING THE UPRIGHT BASS- UGH UGH P7- MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF THE STORE CLERK NANCY JUST BUYS A PENNY WHISTLE .
When i was a kid I drew a character named Butthead who was kind of a minor villain with a monocle and a head shaped like a pair of ass cheeks. Come to learn there was already a character named Butt-Head and I'll say i was not impressed with the design given the high bar i had set
(doctor) Alex Grease retweeted
Paul: well he's alright inny. Godzilla
John: hes just out there for a bit o fun i mean
George: friendly little mate
Ringo: if he was withus we'd make better music
Paul: I think that mothra is cuter
John: well you bloody would, wouldn't you
It must have felt amazing as a boomer classic rock guy to walk in on your kid listening to andrew jackson jihad and be like jesus what the hell is this crap
I'm really not into this music stuff for fame or money or anything like that. I really just want to genuinely connect with people and have them consider me a genius and sort of publicly praise me a lot, buy a lot of products from me, etc
[hearing random spotify autoplay song] this sucks what is this
bio: As beloved by real music heads as they were overlooked by idiot morons, this visionary group made challenging music that many spoon-fed swine couldn't handle
me: at the same time it's undeniably compelling,
[leaning across 3 seats and tapping you on the shoulder during a Jake Gyllenhaal movie] Dude. That's Maggie Gyllenhaal's brother
I like when the wire is like see a lot of these criminals are just regular people with limited options for escaping poverty and then a few episodes later they're like oh yeah this guy is Big George his whole thing is he kills people with a meat cleaver while quoting Gandhi
I love how incongruous this is you don't get to do the "I just wanted to talk about the issues unlike my opponent ✋️😌🤚" thing when you're the one who put out the over-the-line attack ad
