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Doktor J

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Salty and Sweet... just a touch of bitterness. https://teapawt.net/t.co/KZ50y4gmOa

Joined December 2008
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*Wakes up from 57 years of hypersleep *Hits snooze
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We made a thing. It’s available on DVD and your favorite streaming services. Check it out! ❤️🎬 24-7pressrelease.com/press-r…
Darkart Entertainment and Michael Kallio release a brand new found footage/slasher film, The Scout...

Darkart Entertainment and Michael Kallio release a brand new found footage/slasher film, The Scout...

June 8, 2022 -- The film is also available to rent or own via streaming platforms, Amazon Prime, Xbox, Google Play, Microsoft Store and Apple iTunes.

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Always the Bridesmaid of Frankenstein, never the Bride.
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It’s nearly August in the year 2020 and this scene sums up everything I’m feeling right about now. youtu.be/nWjE5w7-eD4
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If you have Amazon Prime, check out our fun little movie! An homage and spoof of old sci fi movies! 👽❤️ amazon.com/Mutant-Swinger-Ma…
Bruce Campbell (@GroovyBruce) profile pictureBruce Campbell
@GroovyBruce19 Jul 2020
B-Movies to the rescue! 1428elm.com/2020/07/18/mutan…
Mutant Swinger from Mars: Found footage B movie fun on Amazon

Mutant Swinger from Mars: Found footage B movie fun on Amazon

Mutant Swinger from Mars will definitely combat quarantine blues. Michael Kallio’s fun, found footage, sci-fi, B movie spoof is available on Amazon Prime.

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It only took a global pandemic for my house to be clean enough for my mother to come visit.
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Monday motivation. 🖤🔪
🎥Jude S. Walko🎬 (@judeswalko) profile picture🎥Jude S. Walko🎬@judeswalko16 Dec 2019
Check out this awesome #FridayThe13th spoof By @DarKallio ☠️💀⚰️🔪🤣 #JasonVoorhees #horror #indie #short @TraCee_tr @Shudder @BRUTALPosters @GNHorror @C0dEye @FavoriteHorror @AcidHorrors @frightfeed @FavoriteHorror @BDisgusting @bghorror @_NightmareNews m.youtube.com/watch?v=_q67rj…
Monday the 16th

Monday the 16th

What fresh Hell does Jason Voorhes deal with when he goes back to h...

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Monday mood. 🖤🔪 youtu.be/_q67rjh1IpQ
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1428elm.com/2019/12/16/monda…
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Do you accept Kohl’s cash?
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When I say I’m only bringing a couple of shirts and one pair of jeans for a weekend getaway.
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This Halloween has taught me that, contrary to popular belief, Jokers are not wild. In fact, they seem to turn up every 5 minutes or so.
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AirBnB: Rustic & Cozy Cabin - sleeps 5 Additional sleeping quarters in cellar Fascinating book collection Kitschy hunting decor Amenities include: Chainsaw for firewood Constant breeze provides fresh air Well stocked tool shed for projects Gourmet kitchen
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I don’t have any old VHS sex tapes; it’s more accurate to call them found footage horror films.
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EAT THE RICH! Or at the very least, piggyback on all their streaming accounts.
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Send thoughts and prayers.
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Me: Yeah, you just have to use the mechanical voice. Him: “Hreenhuuhhh!!!” Really? A robot maid??? Me(breathing heavy): One more time, I’m really close.
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The thing is Brianne, I’ve made peace with the fact that I’ll never accidentally be a featured wearer of your small clothing brand that I’ve spent a ton of money on, and I’m totally ok with it.
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Bet he was glad to get that off his chest...
The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) profile pictureThe Atlantic
@TheAtlantic6 Dec 2018
A man coughed up a giant blood clot in the exact shape of the critical airway it had been blocking. Doctors aren't sure how it came out in one piece, writes @HaleySWeiss: on.theatln.tc/j6C2s9y
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*reuniting with my human beloved after being cursed by an evil crone to wander the countryside as a wolf for 10 years* "So, what are we?"
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I can tolerate your political trolling, but knocking me out of first place in our FF league WILL. NOT. STAND.
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