I come up for air occasionally but would rather stay underwater.

Egypt, Cornwall, Herefordshire
Joined January 2009
Great news
🚨INTERPOL RED NOTICE CANCELLED!! The Japanese whalers have been after me for 14 years ever since I was first detained in Frankfurt, Germany in May 2012. It has been an incredible pursuit by a very powerful nation using unlimited resources but finally I am free
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Yes, this!
BBC 6 Music has been playing nothing but fucking Oasis all fucking day. And so it fucking begins. Somebody wake me when the tedious fuckers split up again.
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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos' wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.
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I can only imagine those suggesting women are inherently peace-loving have never had a senior female manager
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Today's news: Trump: 'We've obliterated Iran's nuclear facilities' Iran: 'No you haven't' Zelensky: 'What about us?' Netanyahu: 'My mate Donny's soo strong' Pakistan: 'Donald T is like the new Gandhi' Gaza: 'Can we have some food please?' Starmer: 'Can't we just all be friends?'
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Dolphin Diver retweeted
Very strong news. The BBC’s former Head of Values Ian Fletcher has been appointed to an exciting new role as Director of Integrity for an upcoming global football tournament. Learn more ➡️ bbc.in/4n4Rvm9
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This! Especially the 5th point. Drives me nuts.
Make books great again. 🙌
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Guess what happens when you mess with a retired audit partner at PWC? You get your ass handed to you on a plate, wouldn't that be right @YorkshireWater. All hail Stanley Root ladies and gentlemen. 👏👏👏
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On the Eurostar. They actually make an announcement saying that anyone watching videos, listening to music etc on phones or laptops MUST wear headphones to avoid bothering other passengers. They should do this on every train!
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Let’s hear it for @networkrail. Ripping out 25x mature trees on Ryton Willows LNR in Gateshead in the middle of the nesting season We have Tawnies & Buzzards & more raising young in there. They don’t give a *>?k about wildlife do they? @gateshead @Natures_Voice @BBCNEandCumbria
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I would subscribe to their podcast.
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Best Dance Off you’ll see
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Dolphin Diver retweeted
"I could end this war between Trump and Musk in one day. One day!"
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I watched this happen on the morning of 4 June 1989 in Chang’an Avenue, near Tiananmen Square, the morning after the night’s massacre. Don’t believe the propaganda lie that no massacre took place: I saw 40 people killed in front of me before giving up counting in despair.
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Just to be clear, this is not the airline’s fault. BA crew have been brilliant, Captain refusing to leave the plane til I’m off. But it’s now approaching an hour we’re waiting for the high lift to turn up. it’s so discriminatory by @HeathrowAirport twds disabled passengers.
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True!
At any time in any gym, there’s one bloke whose workout is to sit at a machine for 20 minutes, so no one else can use it, as he scrolls through his phone. It strengthens the thighs apparently.
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Dolphin Diver retweeted
I miss getting a mug with my #eastereggs Which one did you own? #EasterSunday
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