I’m wearing shorts and I’m half way between ‘this might be a mistake’ and ‘I don’t care I’m committed’
Welcome back to the embarrassment that is the UK. Apparently #Heathrow isn’t letting planes land and doesn’t have a real plan, egates down and they’re processing everyone manually through one gate. This is only a small portion of the queue. Almost no staff on hand.
So I think Neil Patrick Harris might be my spirit animal.
@ActuallyNPH
Man in Argos yesterday if I wanted to split my balance with easy payments with the Argos credit card. My balance was £3.
Um. 🤔
Anyone else get this kind of thing from their mum? Literally zero context. Nothing before and no follow up
What is going on?! Could not be more excited! #Eurovision
Yea, so, um, this isn’t QUITE what I said Alexa. But points for effort. #whiteginsocks
You know that thing when you're trying to be good and so bring an apple for your afternoon snack and accidentally land up eating an entire Pad Thai instead? That's a normal thing right?
Best news story I’ve read in ages. More of this please: Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge - BBC News apple.news/AhGT1dGSxSfmdHjyh…
My turning burning thoughts this morning:
1 - I've put too much milk in my coffee
2 - Is it too early for Christmas jumpers?
Dominic Baliszewski retweeted
Not normally one for Twitter announcements but…I have been promoted to Professor of Global Security @iddbirmingham! I have been very fortunate to benefit from many, many opportunities and generous people in getting to this point. Thank you for your confidence in me.
haha. Sometimes I love google. If you search 'Antigua' the first thing you see is a star rating. For the whole country. 4.6 stars
Are we all to be reviewing countries now?
Britain: 3 stars. Things generally work ok & food is good, but the weather is rubbish and it's expensive😂
Do we think Flo Rida had to do Eurovision for tax purposes? #Eurovision
Lithuania’s answer to James Corden in the back there. This could win #Eurovision



