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after giving into the intense craving for his coworker, frank langdon plants a wet one on melissa king right there in the ambulance bay. what follows is his immediate rejection, distance from his best friend, and unhealthy obsessive behavior as he tries to get her back.
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frank making butter noodles for becca and mel because it's always a safe food for them 💕
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the index ring finger im 🤤🤤🤤 weakkk asf rn
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LANGDONMEL PRESS TOUR CONTINUES FUCK EVERYONE THAT EVER DOUBTED US
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egg@limejjuiceNov 12
when season three drops i want us to remember that whatever struggles victoria javadi goes through, she’s doing it without ao3. truly the strongest of soldiers.
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ER Ken 🩺💪🏻 #kingdon #langdonmel smau ✨
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the light casting a rainbow on her oh my heart
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‼️🚨‼️NOOT HUCKLEROBBY‼️🚨‼️ and it's the most hucklerobby edit you've ever seen
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a baby bird that has fallen from the nest 📸 getty images
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saint Sebastian???? gerran, is there something you want to tell us? 😏
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the way patrick rubs his knuckles...i can't talk here
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pdeardz the kind
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langdon the most down bad muncher ive ever seen in my life that man would choose to die with his head between mel king's thighs if he could..
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@pdeardzcrave_Nov 13
HE RAN! Patrick Ball attends 2026 GQ Men Of The Year. 📸 Chelsea Lauren
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chloe 🌸@langdonologistNov 13
[wrestling a glove on an undoubtedly sweaty hand] mr pernell you are in luck if i had to have gravel meticulously picked out of my leg this is [gestures like a vaudevillian carnival barker] THE person i'd call, dr mel king, detail specialist
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just me@morefoolme_Nov 13
my contribution to kingdon/pdeardz nation.
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#CheatersExposed
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Your neck buddy
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the pitt med student⚕️@ptmcstudentNov 13
Somewhere out there, Michael Robinavitch is telling Gloria “Oh yeah, sorry I can’t see your email. Apparently Outlook is down worldwide. I’ll have to look at those patient satisfaction scores later.” While he’s at home drinking a beer on his day off.
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