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First of his name, The Long haired King, Lord of good music, Father of the great felines Rupert, and Murphy Cooper.

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Joined July 2009
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The rest of the country needs to learn the word Jawn. I'm tired of being extremely specific about things.
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Well done @tonyescargot
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Pinche planeta aburrido, sin dragones, ni elfos, magos ni nada, puro pndejo
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1 shot on net in the 3rd period against the worst team in the leagues you love to see it…
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Can we fire tocchet now?
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This flyers team is so cooked lol
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I either need a big ass book shelf or a kindle at this point.
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I fear I want a porch goose.
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These flyers hometown remix jerseys look 1000x better than the photos. Too bad the team stinks 😅
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I’m 3 years younger than Scott Calvin when he puts on the suit and becomes Santa Claus… that’s fucked up
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Been collecting 4k and blue ray and this shit sucks because what do you mean the mighty ducks trilogy is $300
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Before I visited Pennsylvania, everyone warned me that Philadelphia people are the toughest, most impatient people in America. I believed them until I walked toward the front door of a Wawa gas station. I was still forty feet away in the parking lot, walking between rows of cars. A massive construction worker in steel-toe boots, carrying a twenty-four-ounce coffee in one hand and a paper-wrapped hoagie in the other, pushed open the glass door to leave. Then he saw me. He stopped. He planted his boot against the bottom of the door. And he waited. Forty feet is a very long distance when a grown man is holding a door for you in the wind. In Japan, to make a stranger wait carries great shame. So I broke into that awkward half-jog every man performs when he wishes to show gratitude without looking like he is fleeing a crime. "Go ahead, boss," he said as I passed. Ten minutes later, as I walked out with my own sandwich, I saw an elderly woman locking her car thirty feet away. I planted my foot against the glass. I held the door. Another man behind me held the inner door. Within seconds we had formed an impromptu honor guard of grumpy men holding glass doors in complete silence. Philadelphia may boo Santa Claus. But inside the three-foot radius of a Wawa doorway, they have the manners of the imperial court.
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This flyers team is brutal man.
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Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.
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Who celly'd better?! #ANAvsPHI | #LetsGoFlyers
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MATVEI MICHKOV HAS ARRIVED 😮‍💨 #Flyers
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Michkov the goat!!!!!
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I love them. #Flyers
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Fuck we gotta play the aves next 😒
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Holy shit we won a fucking game!
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