Jam

yung “next day after a social event na nagsistart ka mag-like ng mga post ng mga tao na kumausap sayo kase ngayon mo lang naaalala kung sino sila” is a different kind of high……

here i am demolishing this bag of oreos + a glass of milk pero thinking about how millions of years ago one dude was perverted enough to try drinking from a cow’s tits and now we’re here

did some exercise today……(gumawa ng karate poses for 3 minutes while being very baked)

What if LIFE was one of us…..just a stranger on a bus

moved to cubao a few months back and from carinderia food, i’ve transitioned to college food (silog, pinoy shawarma, etc.). Current goal: progress my relationship with kuya shawarma to the point na bibigyan nya lang ako ng “just a little bit of meat” kasi i’m his “special suki”

FIRST MAXOUT OF THE YEAR LETS GOOOOOOOO

kukunin ko sana yung iced tea sa ref pero that would require me to get one step closer so tubig na lang yung kinuha ko #health2025

little changes that can make movies better #1: sa ending ng moana when te fiti finally appears tapos nasa kamay nya yung mga BIDA (maui and moana), sana kinain nya na lang si moana

the hardest part of treaty negotiations week — just had a full conversation with a south asian man (i keep forgetting his name, of course) habang umiihi ng magkatabi sa urinal

bakit nga ba “restroom” ang tawag sa mga toilet. What we do here is the farthest thing from resting. I am FIGHTING for my life

tangina sobrang ganda ng db daima

buong araw na naman nagtingin ng synths sa marketplace (when will i be free)

may naligaw sa floor ko na mga maga-airbnb and being the kindhearted man that i am sinabi ko sa kanila na wrong floor sila….feels good to do good talaga

akala ko white guy yung kameeting ko ngayon so imagine my surprise nung PINOY pala tapos what’s worse is PINAKILALA na pala sya sa akin dati (at least alam ko na pangalan mo ngayon sir)

in my figurehead era (pumunta ng bangladesh para pumirma ng documents and contribute absolutely NOTHING)

MOM: WE HAVE 7/11 AT HOME 7/11 AT HOME:

2024 na wala pa ring burger machine sa foodpanda/grab YOU ARE KILLING OUR CULTURE

kenny rogers roasters i forgave you nung tumigil kayo magpatugtog ng kenny rogers. I gave u a pass nung inalis yung option to choose chicken parts sa delivery, pero i am CANCELLING u now na wala na ang tex mex mac sa mga side dishes FUCK this place

tangina yung panaginip ko kagabi uminom daw ako ng COBRA tapos NASARAPAN AKO FUCK

me dun sa mga tambay sa baba na may videoke, DALAWANG pizza, at SYAM na case ng beer