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Me: "why you have Facebook mom"
Mom: "did you see my picture? They told me I look like I'm from a royal family"
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friends to lovers is highkey the healthiest and most romantic trope. to know that someone has loved you platonically before they did romantically is just
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When my mother first moved to Japan, she tried to jaywalk while pushing a stroller on an empty residential street. She was immediately stopped by an old, well dressed Japanese man who solemnly told her in perfect English "the downfall of society begins with the individual"
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We simply have to get to 3-day weekend/4-day work week schedule as the standard for most jobs in the next five years.
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Everybody at the golf course called me “champ” today, I fucking loved it 😂😂😂🏆
Can’t wait for the parade tomorrow
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I lied about being outside this summer it’s too hot I’m irritated already
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there are months when absolutely nothing happens and there are days when years happen





















