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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
The media cannot protect Cristiano forever. No wonder Portugal kicked him out. 😂🤡
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Terrible ending with Madrid Terrible ending with Juventus Terrible ending with Man United Terrible ending with Portugal Suitable ending for a narcissistic manchild who thinks he’s bigger than the game.
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Longevity isn’t stealing your teammates goals at 37, longevity is not staying in the box and trying to get 1000 goals by all means, longevity is not claiming an own goal at 41, longevity is not refusing to retire cause of personal goals and in the process ruining the things you worked hard for, longevity is not Ronaldo. Longevity is carrying your team to a world cup final at 39, longevity is finished at the ballon d’or top 5 at 39, longevity is giving a bottom barrel club trophies at 39, Longevity is MESSI. 🐐🐐
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
🚨الأسطورة ليو ميسي: "الأهم هو أن يعرف المرء كيف يخسر وكيف يفوز أيضًا، لأن هناك كثيرين لا يعرفون كيف يتعاملون مع الفوز. أعتقد أن ذلك أمر أساسي في هذه الرياضة، لأن الخسارة في نهاية المطاف أكثر بكثير من الفوز. لا ينبغي للمرء أن يعتاد الخسارة، لكن عليه أن يدرك أن الخسارة واردة، وأن يحاول دائمًا أن يواصل السعي والتحسن." @deportetotalusa
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Perfect Definition of Ronaldo and his Fanbase🤡
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
😂😂😂😂
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
🚨| BREAKING: Reports claim Jorge Mendes spent €10 million to secure 10 million votes for the newly invented BOAT award, with Ronaldo reportedly wanting a podium finish at any cost.😳 This could help repair his public image after the World Cup debacle.
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
🚨 Simon Jordan on Cristiano Ronaldo’s comments about Botox: 🗣️ “It doesn’t suit Ronaldo to make a statement about using Botox when he himself has a face full of fillers to look younger. 😭 🗣️ “But looking young doesn’t mean you can play like a 25-year-old. He is completely washed and is dragging himself shamelessly towards 1,000 goals through penalties and tap-ins just so he can call himself the GOAT. 💀 🗣️ “In reality, the true GOAT received the best farewell from Argentina, and he will go on to score 1,000 goals before Ronaldo does. 🗣️ “You know why? Because he is still the best player in the world, and he doesn’t need to trash-talk.” 🐐🇦🇷
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
All he needed was an audience to build his own channel but look at how Ronaldo treated that black kid. Imagine if this was Messi.
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Messi 🐐4️⃣-2️⃣ Cristiano
Ronaldo 2️⃣-0️⃣ Messi 🐐 Cartoon by @omomani 🎨
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Retired as a legend . Retired as a clown
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Neymar was benched throughout the World Cup at 34 and never complained or walked out of the Brazil camp because of it. Meanwhile, Ronaldo is 41 and left Portugal’s camp after being benched for just one match. He thinks he's bigger than the country.
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
And the history repeats itself 😂😂😂
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
“Los fans de Cristiano Ronaldo son los terraplanistas del fútbol” La mejor y más coherente frase que vi hasta ahora.
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
أحدهما غيّر عدد متابعي حساب المنتخب الوطني على إنستغرام والآخر غيّر عدد النجوم فوق شعار المنتخب الوطني 😮‍💨
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Desmontemos el mayor fraude de todos los tiempos: - 6 Eurocopas disputadas. Solo una ganada y sin él en el campo. Las mismas Eurocopas que Grecia en estos años de carrera. - 0 Mundiales ganados de 6 jugados. 0 finales. 0 medallas de bronce - Un solo gol en eliminatorias de Mundial en 20 años. De penalti - La selección a la que le ha metido más goles, es a Luxemburgo. La segunda es Armenia
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
🚨| ERLING HAALAND ALREADY HAS A BETTER PREMIER LEAGUE LEGACY THAN CRISTIANO RONALDO.
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dotpirate 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
RAPIST AT RAPE VICTIM NA LOOK ALIKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣SARAYAD SALTIK DUTERTE LMAOOOOO
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