Author, The Big 50: Cincinnati Reds. I write words about the #Reds for @CincinnatiMag. Newsletter about Cincy sports: https://xitter.cf/t.co/DVO5XxkN3D.

221b Baker Street
Joined March 2009
Reasons to love the Cincinnati Reds. #1: The true Big Red Machine
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During the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him - that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!
Don’t forget to vote this year!
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Chad Dotson retweeted
Sad to hear of the passing of my friend and teammate Todd Benzinger. Condolences to the family and thank you Todd for always being a stand up guy
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Don’t forget to vote this year!
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“LeBron James” vine kid
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Counterpoint:
This is how you celebrate a home run in a game that could send you to the World Series. Junior Caminero is ready.
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Yes. The Reds should sign every living player from the 1990 Reds and run it back. Would be interesting, at least.
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36 years ago today
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Bold strategy, Cotton.
Sixers have opted to start Tyrese Maxey, VJ Edgecombe, Jaylen Brown, LeBron James and Joel Embiid tonight @ New York.
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I dislike the New York Knickerbockers
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Milwaukee. Tampa. Who do we root for? These are two exemplary organizations.
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Chad Dotson retweeted
Replying to @dotsonc
I can explain it in 2 pictures:
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Milwaukee vs. Tampa Bay in the World Series. Explain to me like I’m 5 years old why the Reds can’t be a competitive MLB team in this market.
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how exciting
The Reds have agreed to terms on a one-year Major League contract with INF/OF Oswaldo Cabrera, avoiding arbitration.
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This is true. Sweet Lou was my favorite non-Red when I was growing up. It’s a crime that he isn’t in the Hall of Fame.
Lou Whitaker should be immortalized beside Alan Trammell in Cooperstown. I’m not sure any player was ever shafted worse by the writers. Sweet Lou received a paltry 2.9% of the vote and was off the ballot in one year. That’s an unfunny joke and more people need to talk about it.
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In law school, me and my roommates went together to purchase one of these. It was great fun for a few weeks.
This is more fun than anything you or I will do today.
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Roger Moore was the worst Bond and it really isn’t even close.
Maybe it's just my algorithm, but I see more and more people coming around to the (extremely correct) idea that Roger Moore was actually a fantastic Bond.
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Chad Dotson retweeted
1995 was closer to the moon landing (1969) than we are to the last time the Reds advanced in the postseason.
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buddy it’s been so hard
True or False: You have stayed loyal to your favorite sports teams for over 20 years.
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On the latest podcast, it’s once again time to #GetThePitching (shoutout to an evergreen hashtag about the Reds made by @dotsonc)
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