Mr. Ohmygoodness retweeted
Anyone agree that #Updates are not updates. They are #Downdates ? Leave my software alone!
Was watching some favorite 90s music videos with the gf last night and man. Windowlicker has really not aged well
The guy at the sandwich shop knows I only ever order one of two sandwiches. But he still always says “Switching it up I see!” whenever I order the other one. Life is honestly so beautiful
At the bakery today they had plum galettes so I said “Plum Galette… ain’t that the big magician fella?”
Sucked all the energy out of the room. Sorry guys.
I would never rob Peter to pay Paul. I would simply ask Peter for a loan to pay Paul. and then kinda figure it out from there I guess
Mr. Ohmygoodness retweeted
Check the record check the record
Check the guy's track record
THE FALL • New Big Prinz
OUT F**KING STANDING.
#TheFall
she got Infinite Chest and I’m dressed like david foster,
red bandana on my head consider me a lobster
smoking in bed has been way less stressful since I got the Fire Vaccine. and the lung cancer vaccine
Mr. Ohmygoodness retweeted
what more is there that life could offer than a tender green gourd? all else is merely distraction from cucumber
uber passenger:
can we please listen to something besides the sound of a gentle spring rain storm?
me behind the wheel:
👊😴👊




