A canβt miss event at Baltimore County Public Library. I think I will miss it. @OccupyLibraries
The @Amazon algorithm knows more than I thought. It not only knows what you like, it knows you can be enticed to make a purchase by promising an amazing delivery time. It also knows your capacity for disappointment when deliveries are delayed.
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If your position at The Washington Post was recently eliminated, please consider applying to write for The Babylon Bee. We are seeking applicants experienced in writing fictional content presented in the tone and style of a legitimate news organization.
Whatever happened to William Kelly @dawokefarmer ? Seems quiet the last few days.
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District Pizza Palace (1.0 miles from the Pentagon) is experiencing an extreme spike in activity, reaching 226% as of Monday evening. DEFCON level is 4.
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Replying to @RepSwalwell
DOJ needs to impose a new consent decree on @LAPDHQ for their cowardice.
Seen in Towson around 3:05 PM today. #bcps school bus and car.
Plata or plomo? Gold or lead? Accept money or you and your family will die. This is the beginning. We will see more cases of gangs/cartels corrupting U.S. officials.
Judge Dugan. Disgraceful conduct. Read her arrest affidavit. drive.google.com/file/d/1gGyβ¦
Iβm going out on a limb here and just ask the question, was there some kind of weird sex thing going on between the TDA guy and Mr and Mrs former Judge?
.@AGPamBondi gives updates on the New Mexico judge who harbored a Tren-de-Aragua gang member in his home:
"He took one of the TDA members' cellphones -- beat it with a hammer -- and then walked the pieces to a city dumpster to dispose it to protect him... Not only that, this TDA member -- also had on his cellphone pictures of two decapitated victims."















