Retired federal agent. Knows things. UMD β€˜78. Grandparent of the Year, again. Anti-Fragile.

Joined August 2008
A can’t miss event at Baltimore County Public Library. I think I will miss it. @OccupyLibraries
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The @Amazon algorithm knows more than I thought. It not only knows what you like, it knows you can be enticed to make a purchase by promising an amazing delivery time. It also knows your capacity for disappointment when deliveries are delayed.
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How on earth does @ChrisVanHollen run up a $7,000 bar tab?
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Whatever happened to William Kelly @dawokefarmer ? Seems quiet the last few days.
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District Pizza Palace (1.0 miles from the Pentagon) is experiencing an extreme spike in activity, reaching 226% as of Monday evening. DEFCON level is 4.
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Replying to @RepSwalwell
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DOJ needs to impose a new consent decree on @LAPDHQ for their cowardice.
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I saw an interesting shell formation on my walk today.
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Seen in Towson around 3:05 PM today. #bcps school bus and car.
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Northbound York road over top of the beltway.
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Plata or plomo? Gold or lead? Accept money or you and your family will die. This is the beginning. We will see more cases of gangs/cartels corrupting U.S. officials.
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Judge Dugan. Disgraceful conduct. Read her arrest affidavit. drive.google.com/file/d/1gGy…
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I’m going out on a limb here and just ask the question, was there some kind of weird sex thing going on between the TDA guy and Mr and Mrs former Judge?
.@AGPamBondi gives updates on the New Mexico judge who harbored a Tren-de-Aragua gang member in his home: "He took one of the TDA members' cellphones -- beat it with a hammer -- and then walked the pieces to a city dumpster to dispose it to protect him... Not only that, this TDA member -- also had on his cellphone pictures of two decapitated victims."
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You won’t see this in the media. Local pug stands with Trump during oath. J Edgar the pug prefers to work behind the scenes but made an exception today.
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