SpongeBob if you can hear please save me sponge.. wrap your arms around me and tell me it’s gonna be okay
Club would’ve been shot up if that disease ridden towel landed on me.. we all gotta die
Whole time doja wanted to hunch on Sam Hyde and thought the shirt would get his attention idk who she think she fooling
Seriously hate when the most beautiful black woman walks into my job with a yt man on her hip.. this has happened at least 10 times and everytime I’m distraught. I be complimenting them right in the man face like come eat some lobster with a monster bae
Customers in lobby keep saying the word penis out loud.. mind you they just playing tic tac toe wtf that gotta do with penises
I’ve never felt absolutely nothing yet everything so immensely in my life.. to the point that it’s suffocating but at the same time it’s chill.. like whatever just keep fucking my life bro I don’t even care anymore





















