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Dennis Pacheco is nigh invulnerable when he’s blastin’.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2008
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No smoking. No cell phones. No apples. No wine. He's haunted by something he cannot define.
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Dennis Pacheco retweeted
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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Dennis Pacheco retweeted
I was so honored when my Magnet Theater friends @dpacheco and Ellen Matthews asked me to be on their cool podcast! We had so much fun talking! I hope you'll check it out: letshearit.network/podcast/a…
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And we had a great time!
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As far as romantic comedies go, Titanic was kind of a bummer.
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Dennis Pacheco retweeted
“They’ll look up and shout, ‘Save us!’… and I’ll look down and whisper, ‘No.’”
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Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp are down. You know what's not down? This web page where you can sign up to take a Level 1 Improv class taught by me. magnettheater.com/class/impr… Thursdays at 8 pm starting Nov. 4 at Magnet Theater.
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If your rent goes up so much you can't afford it anymore, simply take a Level 1 Improv class at Magnet Theater taught by me, Dennis Pacheco. Starts Nov. 4. 8 - 10 pm Thursdays. magnettheater.com/class/impr…
I just think people need ATMs that work. You know, for banking. I don’t know, am I crazy?
NEW STORY: Remember the Lakehouse It’s been 5 years since her stroke, and Ann is still struggling to make new memories. But an ancient technique may be all she needs to put her life back together. Written by Louis Kornfeld Starring @anndcarr & @dpacheco Http://thetruthpodcast.com
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This was so fun! Follow @madeuptalkshow and go listen, wherever you get your podcasts!! instagram.com/p/CInpRDwpCRT/…
“Just Say No” is advice for being rude! Why not “Just Say ‘Oh I Couldn’t Possibly’”?
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Trump is less of a lame duck and more of a chaos goblin.
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Oh hell yeah this is IT!!!
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Dennis Pacheco retweeted
America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.
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And now the gracious concession.
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Congratulations to President-elect Joe Biden & Vice President-elect Kamala Harris!
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Some of ya'll all lives folks seem pretty upset that all votes matter.
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