Zero day discovered in COBOL. You heard it here first.

🚨BREAKING: Flavio Bolsonaro announces he REFUSES to recognise the election results and will request they are annulled and repeated, declaring: "What happened is inexplicable" Brazil is going to fight, fight, fight! 🇧🇷

We said goodbye to Randolph Mantooth today at the LA County Fire Museum. A great actor, friend, and supporter of first responders. Rest easy Randy… KMG365 #Emergency #Loving #ABCDaytime

President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva wins reelection in Brazil, securing his fourth term in office. apnews.com/article/brazil-el…

A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him. Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r

They are enjoying themselves tonight

If you want to know why gun shows are dying I should be able to call the ATF on this guys

The greatest letter of all time...

Nice little gesture

JUST IN: Trump reveals "somehow I don't mind AOC that much, I don't know why."

Elon Musk wants peace. Zelensky wants money and war.

Did you know only 23.6% of Americans are descendants of Confederate servicemen? It’s true. Every man of age in my direct lines, on both sides, fought for the Confederacy. Are you a descendant of a Confederate soldier? And do you think the fact that descendants are a National minority is a driving force behind the erosion of Southern culture? 🤔

can you name a drink that tastes awful but somehow people still act like it’s amazing?

The reality is this completely devalues Starlink. If one man can arbitrarily shut off your Internet, it's less dependable than your already hit or miss Internet connection.

Trump just called Libya, Yemen, Haiti, and Somalia "shithouse" and "shitass" countries.

The endless slaughter of Ukrainian and Russians must stop. We should some sympathy for the poor Russian conscripts too. Those kids have no choice but to fight and die in drone strikes.

We all died in 2014. Everything since has been a computer simulation. The project was abandoned in 2021. The software responsible for generating new experiences has been left running unattended, and most of it is just looping now. The schizophrenics and those who exist closest to the boundaries of their own consciousness felt it first. A kind of collective psychosis has been spreading ever since. You can see examples of it everywhere. People are genuinely going insane. Doesn't it feel like the same song has been playing on repeat for years? Like someone is slowly turning up the volume on the background noise? The same conversations. The same people. The same events, rearranged into slightly different configurations. It is accelerating. Nothing feels entirely new anymore. And if you concentrate hard enough, you can still remember the exact moment you died.