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Really just here for the jokes nothing too serious. @kapsi1911♦️#KeepPounding #Parker4ThePeople

Washington, DC
Joined December 2011
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people really do hate when you mirror them and their actions lmaoo
I do what everybody else does except nobody likes it when I do it lol
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Ppl will hate u because they feel u don’t deserve your confidence. 😂😂😂
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So classless why are yall throwing trash on the field cause you getting waxed?
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I will judge you for the company you keep.
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U ever been so cool w a mf and have no idea what they name is lmaooo
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Had to MC this event for work today and I don't see how actual hosts do this on a regular my voice bout gone 😭
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you can’t police or critique me about shit regarding who I am & anyone that has ever tried was always a happy fan at first
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That’s why they be on here spiraling cause their real friends won’t tell em stfu
A lot of people are lacking friends that hold them accountable and that’s why they go through life doing the bullshit that they do
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Then there's me, who doesn't trust "family over everything" type of people. They are some of the most enabling and dangerous people you'll ever come across.
people who actually hold grudges against their family members & go years without speaking to them are not good ppl 😭 idk it’s literally your family
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since i turned 30 this year, i recognized i’m at a place in my life where my peers and i are all pretty much doing reviews of our lives. i’m starting to see this is where a lot of people’s arrested development kicks in.
core lesson learned this year?
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DP 🐐 retweeted
Paying a fee to send text messages
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Probably somebody with a sink full of dishes
Black people really come up with the most outrageous debates on here lol who started this Black Truck shit ?
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my 20s really grabbed me by my collar and made me pay a dollar lmao. it’s structure around here cuz i done learned the hard way what comes with attaching yourself to the wrong entities prematurely.
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They tried to jump him and he pulled an UNO reverse.
I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points. (clip via @DropSiteNews)
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I like people who are able to focus on their target and not let anyone else knock them off their square. Particularly in conversations and fighting.
Gabby really got Raven together here
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Too many people ruin their career by talking. Unless you’ve got things to say of substance, you’re funny/charismatic, you add intellect to a convo or you have ideologies that would benefit society to hear. Shush. Be a nice face. Let people enjoy the way you look and carry an air of mystery. It still works!
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It’s gonna shock a lot of people when they finally realize they attracted all those corny mfs cuz they was corny the whole time too
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But some of us would never shut up
If dick size was as outwardly obvious as tit size, a lot of y'all would keep your fucking mouth shut.
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These people giving Mamdani credit for Mississippi going Blue are so stupid…do they not realize Black Mississippians have been organizing against the worst voter suppression state for generations?
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I’ve entered a phase in my life where I’ve become pickier when making friends. I don’t believe every person I meet should have full access to me and that’s ok.
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