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Why is anybody embarrassed about sending more than one text at a time You should be talking with everyone, all the time, sharing links to things you like that they might too The freedom of information that the internet has is one of the greatest inventions in history Be free!

Mention Williamsburg and everybody freaks out Imagine if I posted a selfie sat on a stoop in BedStuy right now they’d call for me to be shot

I heard a guy say low vibration and they took him.

> Open a gambling site > Immediately lose all your money Is this the most efficient gambling ever 🤔

Thank you mutual aid twt 🙏

[NEEDED NOW] A passing cis man is seeking $12 to get Banh Mi after working early instead of eating office lunch. It's 11am and he feels unsafe.

My friend said Nudy is better than Lucki I should nail him to a piece of wood and set him adrift

At lunch trying to explain the Bucket Bunnies vs Line Wives conflict and why America B women fighting over linemen is a sign of the economy going downhill. They’re asking me to be quiet or leave Cava

these studs are tryna fight me rn can I hit back they wearing true religion

That time I got bored and drew bored ape wojaks

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As a teenager for the ~year that Mum and I would stay at friends’ houses or short term rentals, I never really thought about it as us not having a house ourselves. In hindsight that was probably far more stressful for her than she ever let on

I freak out when a woman tells me she has an IUD because in 2004 my uncle hit one in Iraq. We see him at Christmas and he quietly stands in the corner until it’s time to eat. He doesn’t say grace anymore. His eyes are wide and his mouth is stiff when it comes time to thank God

Would Pol Pot be a better commissioner than Adam Silver at this point?